I can't speak much for your apparent death, but for the sake of keeping conversation light, shouldn't you be Captain Beef II, then?

Maybe 'Beef: The sequel'?
Or is that too much?

And I do hope you realize I'm just teasing you. Though I don't know you well at all, I've known some LIKE you and I liked them well enough. And true evil or not, I think I'd like to stick around a while and get to know you. Said evil aside, you seem rather agreeable.