damned_bulletin | [anon, but handwriting isn't v. disguised]

[picture has been taken down SO FAST.]

Where did you get this.

Edited 2009-09-21 05:37 (UTC)

Well, it doesn't matter where I got them if I have all of them, does it? LOL

[there's an inkblot here, like he has no idea what's going on]

All of what, exactly?

Edited 2009-09-21 05:44 (UTC)

The pictures. You're kind of a pretty boy underneath all that hair.

I- ~~That's-~~ ~~But how are there-~~ ~~I've never seen-~~

Watch your hand.

And I still have no idea what you mean. What pictures?

You mean it wasn't you who ripped all the girls' faces out of them?

[fffffff that was taken too]

~~I don't- What is the meaning of- That isn't posi-~~

No, I didn't.

I'll ask you again. Where did you get those?

Patient possessions. But, like I said, I took them all so there's no point in looking.

You're crossing out a whole lotta stuff out here, man.

Implying that there are more than those two?

...I'm sorry. I. don't understand. Those pictures shouldn't exist.

Yep. Tons. All of them have this guy in them.

Hmm. Why do you say that?

~~But how... Mast-~~

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We were never a very photogenic group. There shouldn't be any photos, especially not like this.

Well, there are plenty. And you're in a whole bunch of them, so quit forgetting what "should be" and concentrate on what "is" :)

You know, you'd be in my debt if I returned these. LOL

But that doesn't make any sense! There shouldn't be any of them because they were never taken and- what is wrong with them? They shouldn't be doing that. They never acted like that, we never dressed like that- What is wrong with those glasses-

Are you trying to blackmail me? Should I remind you how much of a stupid move it would be if you were?

Huh? Yeah, you'd hit me on the head. But you do that at the drop of a hat anyway. :|

But it's not blackmail, geez. It's me scratching your back and you scratching mine!!

I had good reason to do that, if you remember. And me hitting you on the head is by far the least of your worries if you anger me.

What do you want from me?

Yeah, yeah. And hey, if I was trying to anger you, I would have drawn a mustache on your BFF or whoever this guy is.

Idk. I mean, I risked my life getting these.

...I at least expect you to write in full English whenever you want to discuss something with me. I have little idea what you are trying to say and I'm afraid I don't have a translator with me.

And. why would you do that?

[also, just pretend he took that last picture down quickly too. :( I'm ttly on the ball today, what.]

Edited 2009-09-21 06:58 (UTC)

This is Japanese. You wouldn't be able to read my English even if you tried :). And you can give me the benefit of the doubt and not automatically suspect that I'm trying to take advantage of you, okay?

Well, I guess I had to help a brother out. Just being in that place was life-threatening.

...

~~But-~~ You're writing in English ~~for the most part~~, perfectly so. I can't understand Japanese.

But you should know someone of my profession doesn't live long if they aren't careful. You'll forgive me if I'm still wary, especially if you're still asking something from me.

And you didn't have to do that. ~~wait, what did you just call me~~

No, this is all Japanese. I take English classes in school, but I'm terrible at it. Check it out: [english: See you again, have a nice day.]

Yeah, it's understandable. But - hey. We fought together. So we have a special bond, right? And... I dunno. Just maybe, someday, you can figure out a way to return the favor. Maybe it will melt that cold heart of yours a little bit ;)

And, you're right - but I did. You wanna meet sometime so I can give you the rest?

I know what language I am reading and I remind you: I do not know Japanese, therefore you cannot be writing in it if I can understand you.

Fighting does not constitute a "special bond." We just did what we had to in order to survive. It doesn't mean anything more than that.

.. Yes. When and where would you like to meet?

Right, and I know what language I am reading and I remind you that... I don't know English except in key phrases. I'm not screwing with you! I was born in good old Sapporo, after all!

Nope! Gonna have to disagree! There's a certain bond that can only be forged on the battlefield.

Anytime's fine. Come find me.

Which begs the question: if I am not writing in Japanese and you are not writing in English, how do we understand each other?

Magic.

Oh.

[anon, but handwriting isn't v. disguised]

totally anon too, what.

totally knows who this is.

TO THE MOON, ALKAID

one of these days she's gonna get punched.

a cue to the throat is more likely, ngl

Or slapped, 'cause Venom is a little bitch like that

EXCUSE YOU, HE DOES NOT SLAP. HE BACKHANDS.

And scares the other team with his mad dog faces.

He's Team Captain, but he's not choosing Alkaid. :|

She's the other Team Captain, and she's choosing Millia.

milliaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa >:[

...need a Millia so she and Alkaid can be bffs in goodhearted Venomtrolling. 8)

It's all goodhearted until someone gets assassinated.

what IS wrong with those glasses.

they have "douche" in their frames

from Douche-Ban's new line, Chaddurday.

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ok one more before bed GEEZ IT IS TOO F UN

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