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[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Business as usual, guys. Everybody still here? If you need me for anything, let me know, and remember: if you don't respond, I hunt you down and kick your ass. Twice.

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[remedying.livejournal.com]

Serious business today, huh? You all right?

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Understatement. And I'm peachy as a peachy peach. How 'bout you? I really hope you haven't been picking on any more innocent and undeserving ninja.

[remedying.livejournal.com]

Then call me a peachy peach too. First of all, you're the only ninja I know, and second I'm pretty sure it's the other way around.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

You can't be a peachy peach; I'm already The peachy peach. You'll have to come up with something else. Undeserving and innocent ninja, then?

[remedying.livejournal.com]

There isn't room for two peaches? Alright, I'll sit on some other title. Ha ha, very funny. You're not very innocent, you know.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

It'd be an intrusion upon my unique nature, so no, there definitely isn't. Are you gonna be the Banana Fairy? And of course I'm innocent! You're just overly suspicious and sensitive.

[remedying.livejournal.com]

Aha, I see. Well, special little snowflake, then I dare not impose. Banana Fairy? No way! That just sounds silly. And I am not.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Special little ninja star, you mean. And it isn't silly! It's just like you. It fits. And it's staying. You're also paranoid and prone to making weird assumptions. Didn't you know that it's a virtue to admit your failings?

[remedying.livejournal.com]

I'm not going by it, and just where on earth did you get that idea?

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

You will, unless you come up with something better. I got it from you, 'course. Where else?

[remedying.livejournal.com]

How about we just use my name? I don't really need some stupid title. I think you're just making things up by this point.