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[shamusdoggydog.livejournal.com]

Has anyone seen Max? He looks like this

Tell him Sam is looking for him.

[added later, as if he'd forgotten]

You must know him. He's president of the United States.

[An arrow has been drawn to the top of the image, with the words "rabbit ears"]

Comments

[anonymous]

[piggy-king.livejournal.com]

More fresh meat~

Landel mus be working hard if so many new idiots are being brought in~

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[shamusdoggydog.livejournal.com]

You're not some kind of flesh eating Why don't you come over here and say that buddy?

[anonymous]

[piggy-king.livejournal.com]

You can't be serious. "Come over here and say that?" We're communicating through a fucking bulletin board. God, you really are an idiot, aren't you?

Re: [anonymous]

[shamusdoggydog.livejournal.com]

I know that!

Why don't you come over here and say that to my face. You're a fine one to talk about idiocy.

[anonymous]

[piggy-king.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee! Well, I may be an idiot, but at least I'm not a filthy animal!

Plus, I don't really have the time to memorize who writes down which messages on the bulletin board.

Re: [anonymous]

[shamusdoggydog.livejournal.com]

[No response, but the words "filthy animal" have been circled]

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Maybe where you come from. In my world, the American people overwhelmingly prefer their presidents far stupider.

[shamusdoggydog.livejournal.com]

Your presidents couldn't possibly be any worse than Ma

You mean to say you're from another world?

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Practically everyone is, in this place. You might want to catch up on things a bit before you waste any more paper.

And oh, you would be amazed. But they're sure as hell not my presidents, thank you; I'm German, and I've been living in Tokyo anyway.

[shamusdoggydog.livejournal.com]

No, really. President Max once appointed a goldfish vice president instead of me. And then he gave the post to a bottle of Banaang!

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Believe me, vice presidents incapable of making things any worse would be considered an improvement over most of the American government I know.

[shamusdoggydog.livejournal.com]

I wasn't going to mention the time Max and I accidently blew up the South Pacific.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a good time.

[shamusdoggydog.livejournal.com]

It was until I realised it wasn't a simulation.

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

You're kidding, your president is an alien stick-man?

[shamusdoggydog.livejournal.com]

A rabbit, actually. It's a common mistake.

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

........man, I coulda sworn it was a monster.

..seriously a rabbit?

[shamusdoggydog.livejournal.com]

More of a rabbity thing, I guess.

[slipperymagic.livejournal.com]

Good god, that looks as though it bites.

[shamusdoggydog.livejournal.com]

Only if you put your head too close to his mouth.

[slipperymagic.livejournal.com]

If I ever see something matching your illustration, I will inform you and make sure to keep my head well out of reach.

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

What, behind the rabbit?

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

Are you sure it's a rabbit? I've never seen a rabbit that looked like that. I think it's gotta be some kind of rabid alien. With horns or something.

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

No, I'm rather sure it's a rabbit. Look at the teeth.

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

....rabbits teeth don't look a thing like that.

Hey, maybe it's the monster from Ski Free?

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

You have obviously never come across the right rabbit. Those things have a mean streak a mile long.

From what now?

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

...dude, you're scared of bunny rabbits?! What do you think they're gonna do to you, make some kind of super-leap up to your face and chew your nose off?

It was some old computer game that I used to play at work during lunch. It had a monster in it that looked kinda like that, 'cept without the horns. You'd be skiing along, minding your own business and it would just come after you and try and eat you.

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

[Arrow pointing down] He got it.

Ah. Sounds amusing.

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

He got what, that you're scared of rabbits?

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

Humor is not your strong suit, I take it.

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

Hey! What's that got to do with anything?!

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

It's got to do with everything, my good man.

[shamusdoggydog.livejournal.com]

He is the rabbit! Don't any of you have talking animals in yourwhere you're fone?

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

Occasionally. There was an obnoxious duck I held no sympathy for.

[tyki-pon.livejournal.com]

So there's some country ruled by a rabbit? Wow.

Also, I think you need art classes.

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[shamusdoggydog.livejournal.com]

Some countr

That's right.

[vstheworld]

Oh man seriou This is so freaking awesome!

Course I know him. Who doesn't? Haven't seen him around here yet, though. If I do, I'll let you know.

[shamusdoggydog.livejournal.com]

At least someone's being helpful.

[vstheworld]

I know! It's what you call being a good samerit samartian person! More people should try it sometime.

I'm Scott Pilgrim, by the way. If you ever want to talk, come find me. I'll be wandering around the Sun Room talking to people for a while.

[shamusdoggydog.livejournal.com]

Maybe I will.

[ink splotch] What do you look like?

[vstheworld]

A little short-ish and lanky with brown hair. I just got a haircut recently, too!