hey Hey HEY! I never said I was Professor Whats-His-Face! You assumed that by yourself! You want to point fingers, you look at the stupid face in the mirror, buddy boy! You ask me, you were just ASKING for it!

I don't blame the bastard for not wanting to come talk to you if you keep doing stuff like this. I'm gonna find this doc first and tell him you're a big, fat, flan-less liar!! I hope he NEVER comes to see you!

CALL ME WHATEVER YOU WANT!! IT'LL STILL BE BETTER THAN YOUR STUPID NAME!!

BY THE WAY, WELCOME TO LANDEL'S!! I HOPE THE GIANT SPIDER EATS YOU!!!