[clearly written by a ten-year-old]

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

Any psychics around? Preferably not the crazy, take-over-the-world kind?

Comments

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Well, if you only like the boring flavors...

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

I just got done beating up a moustached psychic traitor who wanted to take over the world with tanks powered by the brains of camp kids.

I think I'll stick with the boring flavors for now.

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

Are you serious?

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, yeah.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

Does that rate anywhere in your list of evil?

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

Depends on the motives, which based on the method I'm going to have to guess were just as idiotic.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

Good to know evil has standards.

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

I have standards. Evil just has high turnover.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

High turnover. Ok, that's funnier than it was probably meant to be.

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

Well, he just had daddy issues.

And height issues.

...yeah, I guess they were kind of idiotic.

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

So that would make you the man who saved the world, huh? A real big hero.

[razmaspaz.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't mean to brag, but yeah, pretty much.

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

Not necessarily a compliment, boy.