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[notachick.livejournal.com]

Hattori Heiji, Kuroba Kaito, Kudou Shinichi, Guy, Kitsune, Hijikata Toshirou:

Please let me know you're alright.

-Kaneyoshi

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[notachick.livejournal.com]

...you really are strange sometimes, Hijikata-san.

[mayomanoflove.livejournal.com]

What, are the women in your universe any different?

[notachick.livejournal.com]

...I wouldn't know. I don't spend time courting them.

Do you?

[mayomanoflove.livejournal.com]

Does your Commander?

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Well, he doesn't court so much as bed, but I suppose.

[mayomanoflove.livejournal.com]

Figures.

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Anyway, this is detracting from my original purpose.

I am not a woman and I am not going to get angry at you about tobacco of all things. So just take them, hm? If they stay with me, I'll only end up tossing them into the trash.

[mayomanoflove.livejournal.com]

You say that after your boss tried just yesterday to use mayonnaise to get me to tell him about Takasugi?

[notachick.livejournal.com]

And what does me offering to give you tobacco have to do with what he did without my knowledge?

Or have you already adjusted to smoking the air?

[mayomanoflove.livejournal.com]

Lead, actually.

I'd be owing someone something whether or not I wanted to.

I'll be fine. Eventually.

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Mine is just a gift, Hijikata-san. I'm already giving half of the package to Badou-san anyway.

I'll give you a choice then. You can take them from me in person, or I can throw them at your head when you're not looking. Which would you prefer?

[screwthegods]

If you dip them in the mayonnaise substance, I think he'll take them without hesitation.

-Homura

[notachick.livejournal.com]

You people really are quite strange, you know that?

And why were you trying to bribe him with it anyway? It's not very nice to use a man's weakness against him.

[screwthegods]

I'm not the one with the obsession. You should have seen the look on his face when I licked some off my finger.

I wasn't trying to be nice, Kaneyoshi.

-Homura

[notachick.livejournal.com]

You never did learn to play fair. Maybe someone will have to teach you.

[mayomanoflove.livejournal.com]

I'd like to see you try.

[notachick.livejournal.com]

Is that a challenge?

[mayomanoflove.livejournal.com]

I'll chase you down.

[notachick.livejournal.com]

I'm faster♥

[screwthegods]

I'm going to interrupt here, but only to take away your excuse:

Kaneyoshi had nothing to do with what I did yesterday, nor was he aware of my plans. If he had been, I think he would have been in the restaurant as well.

And so far as the attempted bribery goes, it's fairly basic to use whatever you can to your advantage, isn't it? I think it would have worked if I'd had more packets.

-Homura

[mayomanoflove.livejournal.com]

Taking the blame for yourself. You always this equitable or is this just a one-person thing?

You had a better thing going when you hinting how you'd help me get back to Kondo-san. But now that I've seen what means you've resorted to using, I know that isn't likely.

[screwthegods]

They are my actions. No one else should suffer consequences for them simply by association.

If he's among the visitors, then we'll have a coinciding goal. Someone important to me was a visitor, and I intend to save that person at any cost. You can take advantage of that truth as you wish.

[mayomanoflove.livejournal.com]

Someone important to you?

[screwthegods]

Yes.

[mayomanoflove.livejournal.com]

...........ch'.

So even bastards like you have parts worth keeping.