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[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Last night was GIGANTINORMOUS MESS, so it's extra important that you respond to this today, guys! Lemme know you're still breathing, or I'll hunt you down myself.

And I'm sure you'll all be totally relieved to know that I escaped both alive and uneaten.

… That's all I got, yeah.

~ Wutai's White Rose, guardian of truth, light, and awesomesauce.


[ There are some... rather spectacular doodles here, now. ]

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[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

[ which has a waffle impaled on one of the blades ]

Fun like a drunken brawl at a shady downtown bar?

Yeah, well, it didn't exactly turn out that way in the end. Think he'll dissolve again if we leave him out in the rain? No way, Rude'll cheat and try to steal our thunder. We need somebody impartial.

[offduty.livejournal.com]

[the waffle is bleeding]

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Hell if I know. You ask me, might as well skip that step and just dissolve him ourselves. Christ, you're picky. Nobody's truly impartial, anyway. They'll all fall for my charm the second they see me.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

[ There's a sad little rain cloud hanging above it ]

Pfft. It's not like I haven't started more than my fair share of 'em.

I'd be up for that, but it's your turn to try. I'm not picky, I'm just the voice of reason. And it's more like they'll be scared away by your lameass sense of humor.

[offduty.livejournal.com]

[little dots, like the waffle/Zolom is dissolving]

Amazing. Something we agree on at last.

What happened to strength in numbers or some shit? Don't lie, I know you're laughing on the inside.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

[ and it has a rainbow going over it, with Rude riding on top ]

Holy crap, you're right. Is the world exploding?

I'll be there as moral support, and to save your sorry ass when things turn sour. Please not that I am laughing at you, not with you. Har har har etc.

[offduty.livejournal.com]

[there's a unicorn in front. The rainbow is now shooting out of its ass.]

You realize the world's exploded at least once already.

Moral support involves a long ritual that requires no clothing. That was just predictable, Kisaragi. I'm worth more effort than that.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

[ The unicorn has the ShinRa logo printed on its side ]

More permanently this time. It's gonna fall down a black hole, too.

When it comes to guys like you, that'd also require being desperate. Which I am not. So there. And I only gave you what you were asking for, since I've got better things to have fun with.