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Last night was GIGANTINORMOUS MESS, so it's extra important that you respond to this today, guys! Lemme know you're still breathing, or I'll hunt you down myself.

And I'm sure you'll all be totally relieved to know that I escaped both alive and uneaten.

… That's all I got, yeah.

~ Wutai's White Rose, guardian of truth, light, and awesomesauce.

[ There are some... rather spectacular doodles here, now. ]

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~~That wasn't~~ ~~Idiot, I don't~~ You don't need to tell me such stupid things as that. I don't need to hear them.

Shut up.

Disgusting. I'm so glad I didn't have any urges like that.

Yes. The horse.

Okay, Lelouch. It's just -- I don't always try to be careful, you know?

~~Still?~~ I know, but I trust you. You don't need to reassure me.

Oh. Good.

I don't! They come naturally.

[Sure I did! It's haunting my nightmares!]

Interesting, interesting~! Lulu told me a little bit about all that stuff, and I gotta admit, it sounds kinda familiar. Since it sounds like you can fight without using a Knightmare Frame (weird name!), I'll let you off. Hiding behind machines is really dumb in the long run, I've found.

Awww, you're suspicious of me? That’s not very nice! And it's totally weird, isn't it? I mean, I ~~torment~~ ~~torture~~ talk to you guys over the bulletin more than anybody else. I think. Probably.

[It's just your imagination!]

The machines were originally used because they cause a lot of destruction in a larger battle, and could overrun an entire country's defenses in no time at all. And obviously once other people start using them, the only way to fight them is with other machines. But I think I would prefer if they never existed. Do people usually fight hand-to-hand in your world, then?

I'm not a nice person. And yeah, we've talked so much, but never face-to-face. I guess that'll change tonight, though.

[A-Are you sure?]

Familiar and double familiar. This is startin' to sound more like Shinra by the second. Er, it depends; there was a big mixture in the last big battle I was in. We had our machines, the enemy had theirs, but I was still using my shuriken and I know Cloud had his sword. Good thing machines don't stand a chance against us AVALANCHE guys! Oh, and there's always materia, too, but these days we try not to use too much of that.

Makes two of us. Yeah! It's gonna be fun. Say, whaddya think about forests?

Need you to keep away from the kid. We'll introduce you later.

Oh, huh. There's really no way to fight against the machines in our world without another machine, I'm sorry to say. If there was, my country might still be independent.

Forests? They're pretty cool, I guess. That's most of what's out there, right?

Wait, hold on a second. What's that supposed to mean!?

It means back off until things have settled.

Settled with what? I'll lay off if you tell me.

~~Goddam, you're a pain in the ass~~

I just don't think you're ready for each other.

As long as it isn't Tifa or Aerith, I'd be ready for anything and everything!

The he'll you on about?

How should I know? You're the one who's being confusing! Just tell me who this Mystery Chick is already.

Really that hard to figure out that she's a Turk?

I knew that already. Which one? There was a whole bunch of you guys running around way back when.

You're like a dizzy kid on crack. It doesn't matter who right now.

And you're like a cardboard cut-out on steroids. Of course it matters!

Yeah? Well now I ain't telling just to annoy you, kid.

After I went to all the trouble of warning you guys about that silver haired loser? Talk about ungrateful.

Like we needed a warning when they got hair like that.

Besides, I gave you free info yesterday.

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