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[strayfag]

Hey Arty, you up for ice-cream? I was going to introduce you to Alle anyway. Please save me I'm too pretty to die

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[strayfag]

Sounds like you'll just have to nurse me back to health. I'll ask the nurses here if you can borrow one of their skirts and a little hat.

I'll try to find you some Playgirl magazines. That part of your imagination kind of painful just to hear about.

[byname-bynature.livejournal.com]

I will do no such thing. You couldn't pay me enough to wear a skirt.

And if my nurse finds that under my mattress, I'll be dead next evening.

[strayfag]

Who says I'm paying you? I'll just look at you with a big soulful eye.

Hide it somewhere else then.