damned_bulletin | [disguised, but his teachers can probably recognize it]

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How do you know for sure you like someone?

...And how do you stop liking them?

...What if I'm not really interested in their...butt.

Oh. What if it's someone you hate?

Well, just observe them, then. And if you like what you see in general... then yet.

.... Thaaaaat would be awkward, then.

What if it's...not what you like about the person. How they look.

Why?

You should try to like the whole product.

Liking and hating someone at the same time makes things difficult.

...Why?

It does, I guess.

Because you should be sexually-- aw, damn. There goes my fun.

I DON'T HAVE TO BE, I'M NOT A PERVERT LIKE YOU.

YOU SHOULD TRY, AT LEAST, TO LISTEN TO THE ADVICE OF YOUR ELDERS.

AND BE A PERVERT LIKE YOU? NO THANKS.

TOO LATE. YOU ALREADY ARE. OR SHOULD I TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THAT TECHNIQUE YOU MADE?

...THAT'S NOT THE SAME THING.

It's actually quite brilliant. I don't see why you're embarrassed about it....

SHUT UP, OKAY??

MAKE. ME.

~~Naruto.~~ Please tell me that you're smarter than this.

[name has been thoroughly scribbled out to protect the not-so-innocent]