[Handwriting starts off weak, but improves.]

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Good morning, fellow victims of all round lamesauce! Yuffie here, checking in with the morning report. I'm sure you'll all be total overjoyed to hear that no bed bugs bit last night, nor did any mutant slime monsters from the darkest depths of Plumbingsville. As for you guys, no pulled stitches, I hope? Right? 'Specially you two, Kenshin and Kudo.

The rest of you! Lemme know how you're all doing!

Oh, and Suzie: I might have something for you. Depends. I'll let'cha know, alright?

Comments

[superdynamic.livejournal.com]

How do you know it's the same cats? And those do that for a reason. I don't see what the purpose would be of making the bathroom more dirty overnight -- hoping we catch a disease?

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Educated guess. As for the bathrooms, haven't you noticed? The whole of the rest of the building isn't totally up to scratch at night, either. It's like it ages a few decades just over dinner, or something.

[superdynamic.livejournal.com]

[HE'S TRYING TO DEFEND THE CUTE KITTIES]

Wouldn't it be a better guess that there are regular cats and there are mutated cats, not that they change at night? And no, I haven't gone in the bathrooms at night yet. I guess the building does look different, I didn't really notice. I mean, it's dark and all. I wonder -- maybe the building itself is in some kind of time warp? Could be connected to all the other weird time stuff going on.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Hey, either theory has basis. It's not like I'm suggesting we go 'round pre-emptively killing any cute kittens we come across; I happen to like cute kittens. Except for when they're trying to eat me. Just keep it in mind, yeah?

Could be! And if that's true, would it extend to the area outside, too? I dunno. This stuff really isn't my area of expertise.

Know what you're doing tonight?

[superdynamic.livejournal.com]

Okay, I guess. I like kittens too. I don't want to think they're the ones trying to eat people at night.

I have no idea how it works, either. If only we could see some of the outside area during the day to compare -- other than the town we're in, I mean. I was actually wondering if this place changed at night, too.