[Handwriting starts off weak, but improves.]

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Good morning, fellow victims of all round lamesauce! Yuffie here, checking in with the morning report. I'm sure you'll all be total overjoyed to hear that no bed bugs bit last night, nor did any mutant slime monsters from the darkest depths of Plumbingsville. As for you guys, no pulled stitches, I hope? Right? 'Specially you two, Kenshin and Kudo.

The rest of you! Lemme know how you're all doing!

Oh, and Suzie: I might have something for you. Depends. I'll let'cha know, alright?

Comments

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Pfft. The pure brilliance of my skills would blind you.

Better than that; when I can, I'll show you.

Man. He pissed you off that much? And he's still breathing?

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

And I'd still be able to kick your ass while blind.

Oh, cool! I can't wait to see it, whatever it is.

Yes, he did. Though I did the latter two a few days ago. I only exploded him last night. The only reason he got off with the broken hand was because they sedated me and carted me off to the other side of the room. I think. It's a bit fuzzy.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Only if I kick my ass first.

Here are your hints! "shiny", "cool", and "toy". Maybe I'll even let you touch it!

What a loser. Which part went boom?

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

Good. Save me the trouble.

Come on, Wutai. No fair pulling at a ninja's heart strings like that. You better let me touch it. [inkblot][inkblot] that sounded really bad, didn't it?

I just singed him a little. It was a little exploding. Sadly he had no hair to set on fire.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Like hell I'd make it easy for you.

Couldn't have sounded worse if you tried, Mizuho.

How 'bout south of the border?

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

You had to go there, didn't you? Excuse me while I go rinse my brain with acid.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the bleach for afterward! [ There's a little caricature of somebody doing the peace sign. ]

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

You're lucky I like you.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

You've got good taste, I'll give you that much.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

Damn right, I do.