Lost and Found

[not-rly-fai.livejournal.com]

Everyone doing ok? Please report if you're still h- Please let us know how you're all doing. I hope everyone had a good night. If anyone wants to make plans, they can do that here too! There hasn't been a lot of interest lately though, so maybe it's better to let everyone just decide on their own.

Also, if there's anyone out there who knows how to shape glass or mirrors, I'd like to get in touch if you're not too busy.

ps - Hey Sexy! (Hehe, can I call you Sexy?  Or do you just prefer Sex?  Haha, oh dear, this could get confusing...  (Don't worry Ururu, it's just his name, I think?))
Are you okay? That was pretty rough last night, I hope you're not too exhausted! (This is Fai, just in case you weren't sure. ♥)  Good thing we ran into you when we did! 



[strikes heavily crossed out]

Comments

[totallytheseme.livejournal.com]

Probably a bit more fun, though.

[not-rly-fai.livejournal.com]

Oh! Oh! I know! It must be the super-hero name for the one offering those immunizations! Not terribly original though.

[totallytheseme.livejournal.com]

Sex Man: Like Superman, only less politically correct.

[not-rly-fai.livejournal.com]

Superman? Well, that could be pretty vague. Super at what? But Sex Man? Rescuing nymphomaniacs everywhere! What a guy!

[totallytheseme.livejournal.com]

Man, if you say it like that...

Sex Man sounds awesome. Screw being able to "leap over tall buildings with a single bound," I want to read this guy's comic book.

[sixth-attack.livejournal.com]

[several false starts]



If you don't cut the CRAP now!!! I'll--



Wait a sec... "virgin-eating birds"?! The hell?!

[not-rly-fai.livejournal.com]

I don't know, I thought it sounded pretty impressive Sechsy! Comic book sales would be huge! Well, with certain audiences at least, right? Hehe!

Mmhmm! Those only come out at night. Someone was offering "immunizations" a while back. But Sex Man wouldn't need something like that, would he? ;)

[sixth-attack.livejournal.com]

Ugh! You're just as bad as these two stupid twins I know! I don't get half of what those bunny girls are always squealing about around me

Immunizations?! How the hell is that supposed to help with some monster?! I don't get it And STOP CALLING ME THAT! I'm not a Sex man or whatever you two are giggling on about! Geeze!!

[not-rly-fai.livejournal.com]

Hnn? I'm not sure what you mean! I don't know who that was, but I like their sense of humor! It's ok to laugh sometimes!

Uh oh, another person who hasn't had 'the talk' yet? I wonder if I should start giving lessons. I really thought you'd know more about the topic since your name sounds so much like it. You see, they don't really mean immunizations, they just mean they want to help with people who still have that pesky virginity that makes them a target for bad birdies. Hehe.

[sixth-attack.livejournal.com]

Oh well EXCUSE ME! I can't exactly laugh when I don't get what those two idiots are snickering about! Something about my Quench Gun...

[a few false starts and scribbles] Wait- What? How am I supposed to know? I've been too busy fighting for the past two years- no one's ever- this is stupid It's NONE of your business whether I've had this "talk" or not!! Got that?!

If no one can give me a weapon or some hint on how to fight these "bad birdies", then I'll just go and figure it out myself! I don't need all that other crap! whatever it is


Who's this "Superman" person you were talking about earlier? weird name

[not-rly-fai.livejournal.com]

Alright, I'll be good, just for now. ♥

I can't give you a weapon, but I can just say that if you're outside and you're still a virgin, you'll be one of its targets, ok? They're kind of hard to hit unless you can jump pretty high or you have something to throw. Oh, and they're really, really big. At least, compared to most birds I've seen.

Is that a real person? I thought it was just something the other person made up! Superman seems like a pretty silly name, don't you think?

[strikeouts had been scribbled out so hard that the page was nearly torn]

[sixth-attack.livejournal.com]

Hmph! If I still had my Fizziroy body I would have easily taken out those birds! Piece of cake!

But since that ain't the case right now... How do you not be a virgin? wait.. I mean.. How do you not be a target? Is there a fighting technique... armor? nanobots.. shit! Nevermind.

I was just curious. The name sounded like it belonged to a warrior or something. Might have been an interesting opponent or a real stupid one.

Re: [strikeouts had been scribbled out so hard that the page was nearly torn]

[not-rly-fai.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you could do it just fine Sechsy! But lots of people have the same problem here. You'll find you're not the only one.

Hm? Was there something you wanted to ask?

You could always try asking that other person about it. They seemed to know what they were talking about.

Re: [strikeouts had been scribbled out so hard that the page was nearly torn]

[sixth-attack.livejournal.com]

It kinda helps to know I'm not the only one then. Although it doesn't change the fact about how much this SUCKS!

No. Nothing. Forget it.

I'll see about that. How do I get a hold of 'em then? I didn't catch any names, other than the Superman one.

[not-rly-fai.livejournal.com]

It's not so bad. During the day at least, everyone is really nice. I don't mind it.

Hn, you can always try asking about him on the bulletin and see if anyone else knows?

[sixth-attack.livejournal.com]

Hmph! Not everyone in my experience so far...

Ah right, could've just done that. New at this Don't tell me what to do! I'm not stupid!

[not-rly-fai.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you'll make lots of friends in no time!

I would never even dream such a thing Sechsy! I knew you'd have figured it out sooner or later, I just gave you a little push in the right direction! ;)