damned_bulletin | [jumping on the before-dinner bandwagon]

The idea itself is entirely unfounded and highly inaccurate. Giving voice to it is therefore terrible, as is the idea itself. We're not like that.

UNFOUNDED? Pfffhahahaha, I really hope you don't believe that. You guys are walking subtext! And maybe we should start capitalizing It, since you have kittens every time It comes up.

It's unfounded! You're the ones ascribing that meaning to our conversations, not us. Don't be ridiculous.

If it looks like a chocobo, walks like a chocobo, warks like a chocobo...

Stop it.

I can't tell if you're still making it jokes or not. Also, I've never seen a chocobo, so that makes your argument unfounded as far as I'm concerned.

I totally am. It's fun.

And as for a chocobo. [Yuffie has doodled (http://www.ffshrine.org/ff7/chocobo.gif) one here] If you don't know what they are, I can change the comparison! Looks like a cat, walks like a cat, and meows like a cat.

You ruined my rhyme. :[

It is confusing.

But we don't look like cats, or walk like cats, or meow like cats. ~~Except for that time when~~

It wasn't really the best rhyme anyway. No offense.

What's so confusing about it?

And what's that under the scribble? Time? C'mon, Suzie! You can tease Lulu all you want, but teasing me just isn't fair~. Also, you're playing dumb.

Hey, it was better than 'I'm a poet and I didn't know it', at least.

It could mean a lot of different things.

Nothing's under the scribble. It's just a scribble. And maybe I'm just dumb, ask Lelouch.

No, you definitely knew it, at least.

It can be kinda ambiguous like that, yeah.

I don't think you're dumb. I think you're just AVOIDING THE SUBJECT. ♥ But I'm also pretty sure that something is under that scribble. What was it? Do I have to start guessing?

Happy coincedence, that's all!

It should be more clear.

Thank you, but there's no subject to avoid, so I must be dumb. And there wasn't anything there, so you're welcome to guess.

Figuring it out is half the fun.

OK, fine. So, do you or Lulu have a cat fetish? Have you ever been forced to wear a totally embarassing cat costume? Have you ever looked after a kid and found yourself pretending to be a cat as part of some game? Do you occasionally roleplay as cats? Is this something squicky and potentially adult rated? Is Lulu secretly fond of catfood? Are you secretly fond of catfood? Have you ever accidentally meowed over the telephone? Or in person? Has Lulu? Would you ever do that as a joke? 'Cuz I think you should. It'd totally throw people off guard.

Or it could just be avoided in the first place.

Okay, fine. We were both forced to wear cat costumes once. And there was another time when I had to meow over the loudspeakers to start a festival. There's also this. [He's drawn an arrow over here (http://community.livejournal.com/damned_bulletin/456482.html?thread=13288226#t13288226).]

Shut up before you make things worse.

Hey, Lulu! I've got a deal for you.

What?

If you meow really loudly next time I see you in a public location, I promise not to make implications about your relationship with Suzie for two whole days.