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damned_bulletin2009-05-23 10:34 pm
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Hey. I wanna learn to drive. Anybody here good at it?
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1. Door - You use this to get in.
2. Door Handle - You pull this to make the door open.
3. Seat - You sit in it.
4. Brake - You step on this to make the car stop or slow down. Harder you step on it, harder you stop. You won't need this one much.
5. Gas - You step on this to make the car go. Harder you step on it, the faster you go. So if you press all the way down, you get to go as fast as the thing will take you.
6. Wheel - You turn it in whatever direction you want the car to go. Underneath this is a keyhole to start the car. You put a key in and turn it.
7. Turny Stick Thingie - You flip this up and down to make lights flash so people know where you're going. Also does other things. You usually don't need this.
8. Gas Measuring Thing - This tells you how much longer you have to drive the thing before it dies on you.
9. Speed Detector - It tells you how fast you're going. Higher the number, the faster you're going.
10. Front Window - You look out of this.
11. Window Wipers - Use the Turny Stick Thingie to make these move back and forth when it's raining. That way you can see.
12. Radio - Move the nobs to make music play. It also tells you what time it is.
13. Compartment Thing - You shove random stuff in there
14. Mini Compartment Thingies - You put money and cigarettes in here.
15. Stick - This thing tells the car what to do.
--P: It won't go anywhere.
--R: The car goes backward.
--D: The car goes forward
--N: The car moves by itself really really slow
--1: ...I dunno.
--2: ...I dunno that either. They're not important
16. Glove Compartment - You stick big things that don't fit in the smaller compartments in here.
Knock yourself out, kid.
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[unsigned]
Driving it well, however, is another story.
Re: [unsigned]
So long as it goes where I want, I'm happy.
[anonymous]
Where are you going to get a car to learn on, though? I'm curious.
Re: [anonymous]
You crazy?! I ain't learning in a car, I'll crash. I gotta learn FIRST and THEN get a car. Hey. Maybe the bus driver'll let me watch him tomorrow.
[anonymous]
Everyone learns to drive by doing it, seriously.
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[anonymous]
Just saying.