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To Whom It May Concern:

I'll beg those reading to pardon the amount of space I've taken for this relatively inconsequential concern, but a nurse informed me upon inquiry that this bulletin board is the place to seek information regarding missing persons; as such, I'd no choice but to post here, and hope for the best.

I am seeking information regarding the whereabouts of a boy little more than thirteen years of age. He has a slender (or, as some would say, rather frail) frame, blue eyes, and pale white skin. His most extraordinary feature is likely to be the color of his hair: an unusual tint of bluish-gray. He may or may not have covered his right eye.

To the ladies and gentlemen here inclined towards acts of kindness, you would have my infinite gratitude for any assistance you could offer that may bring me to this person's side. He is my lord and master, after all, and though I have full faith in his abilities, it is my duty as a butler to be present for him always during times of need.

Gratefully yours,
A Humble Butler.

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I do and I hope it doesn't. I'd rather not be punched.

I don't want to punch you either, but I am kind of a little violent by nature. Let's hope it doesn't happen then.

...just not in the face please.

I'll try not to. No promises.

Why are people saying you tortured teenagers?

I don't mind if you hit me in the back of the head or even in the arm, but the face bruises terribly and it hurts even more. So please?

As for your question, I don't know. But whoever it is that is accusing me, also wants to kill me. I don't think I'd put much stock into what he or she says.

Okay, I'll restrain myself enough to not punch you in the face. I don't really want to mess it up anyways. It's too nice to mar, really.

I wonder why that person wants to kill you. Do you think it's because they just want to be able to say they killed a [inkblot] you know?

[ooc: Oh Sheena has hatched ninja plans. I need to tell you over AIM sometime.]

T-thank you.

I don't know. There's a young man here who seems rather determined to find me at night, but I don't feel the best of intentions off him. With the way things have been going, it's just... not a good situation. As for that, let's save it for when we speak in private, shall we?

[The last line of Sheena's previous post has been heavily crossed out.]

It really doesn't sound good. I hope you aren't traveling at night alone. And sorry about that. I fixed it.

When do you think it'll be a good time for us to talk?

I try not to, but some nights... I just can't stay inside all the time, right?

Are you free this lunch?

No, you can't, but having a traveling companion, especially one skilled in combat, would be a good thing for you to have. Don't you go making me worry, ok?

Sorry, I'm meeting a friend for lunch and I really need to talk to him. If I thought it wouldn't take long I'd say we could catch each other toward the end of lunch, but I have a feeling what you have to explain is going to take more time than I have today.

And after all those nasty rumors about me, do you really think anyone will be willing to do that? I think not.

I see. Perhaps tomorrow then.

I would.