I was. I never asked the others, but that seemed to be the common story.

It's...complicated. Apparently there's two versions of the Decepticons, in two dimensions. Starscream and I are from one, Lugnut, Blitzwing and I'm guessing you are from the other one. I know it sounds like absolutely smelter-fodder, but so does everything else that happens around here so we might as well go with it.

Also, knowing every Decepticon ever by name? You either need to get out more or get out too much.