Caught nothing, we woke up here. Everyone did. You did, it can't be that easy to get out of.

And I guess it depends on your definition of Decepticon. There's three I'd count as 'cons. Me (Scourge, the guy with the beard), this kinda nutty guy called Blitzwing, and this also kinda nutty but with extra Megatron fetish guy called Lugnut. Don't know if you know them, I didn't, but they're okay.

There's also a certain screechy jet who keeps insisting he's the loyal one instead of us, but we're mostly trying to find horrible things to do to him right now so I wouldn't count him. If you don't know who he is, you're probably not a Decepticon.