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Friends of Fwiffo. Gimme an apple and I'll help Fwiffo out, ok?

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Is he in trouble?

Who knows. You got any apples?

That depends on what an "apple" is.

...huh?
Wait. Like, a euphemism?

An apple. APPLE.

(http://s39.photobucket.com/albums/e164/Bexifer/?action=view&current=apple.jpg)
Here.
Nurse let me borrow some colours...

Isn't that... one of those inedible things they have in the cafeteria sometimes?

...an apple...yea- oh right! You're all aliens. Yeah. You grab me one of those and we'll be able to help Fwiffo, ok? Grab me two and I'll try real hard.

What exactly has he gotten into?

I dunno if I should really be telling you.... But I'll sort everything out. For an apple s. Or two... For two apples.

This sort of sounds like you're holding him hostage.

Nah. Just lookin' out for him, you know?

So. Them Apples....

Why do you want them? You aren't threatening him with them, are you?

~~Threa- You've never eaten an apple before right? You shou~~

I like apples, is all. I ain't threatening him.

It just seems odd to me that you won't explain his situation any further. Spathi are very easy to threaten, after all.

Seems odd to me that you're asking so many questons, L.
Why's everyone think I threatened him?!

It's normal to be concerned for one's allies, isn't it? I just want to make sure I'm completely understanding the situation before I decide on a course of action. Honestly, with Spathi it's hard not to threaten them, even if it's unintentional

I'm just asking for an apple, buddy. I know, right?! ~~All I did was say I'm a demon~~

If that's all you want, it shouldn't be too hard to get one for you. I can't say I'm very pleased with this situation, however. I can't make out that last thing you wrote.

Well, these are my terms, buddy. You get me the apple, I'll help Fwiffo and tell you what's going on. Yeah, I kinda figured you might hold it against me...

How will I find you once I have it?

Just tell me your name and I'll come find you.

It's Admiral ZEX.

Ok, I'll find ya.
Oh, hey. How would you describe Fwiffo. You know, how he looked as a human.

...Don't you know what he looked like? How are you going to assist him if you don't know what he looks like?

I'm just real bad with words, but I'll probably need a good description of him. Just figured maybe you could help.

Well... he has brown hair and one blue eye. The other was covered with a bandage. He had thin arms, but a broader torso and stomach.

...You really didn't get what I meant, did you?

This isn't it? Was your idea dumb? Because this one's golden.

No, this isn't it.

So then what was it?

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