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[2cute2bkira.livejournal.com]

...so, does anyone here know anything about Kira? ♥

Comments

[anon]

[whohitreset.livejournal.com]

Depends on who's asking.

Re: [anon]

[2cute2bkira.livejournal.com]

...someone who's interested. That's all~

[anon]

[whohitreset.livejournal.com]

Guess I can't help you, then.

[mitase.livejournal.com]

The vice-captain of the Third Division of the Gotei 13?

[2cute2bkira.livejournal.com]

Nope! Different one.

[hajike-tobiume.livejournal.com]

Please specify which Kira you are referencing?

[2cute2bkira.livejournal.com]

There's only one!

[hajike-tobiume.livejournal.com]

One of my closest friends is named Kira and he is present within these walls - shinigami like myself. There was once another who spoke of someone called Kira, spoke of him being a god, but that was quite a while ago.

[2cute2bkira.livejournal.com]

copycat

he clearly was named for

...it's the last one!

[hajike-tobiume.livejournal.com]

Then I believe whomever that Kira was is no longer here, nor are the people who once talked about it. Unless they've decided silence is a better option.

[totallytheseme.livejournal.com]

Cod of the new world, et cetera. You're not the only Kira's Witness we have around here...

[2cute2bkira.livejournal.com]

Hey! You can't talk about Kira like that! And what's this cod thing anyway?

[totallytheseme.livejournal.com]

Long story.

[2cute2bkira.livejournal.com]

Out with it! >|

[totallytheseme.livejournal.com]

What's in it for me?

[2cute2bkira.livejournal.com]

...oh, I dunno...

[totallytheseme.livejournal.com]

Your Kira cooties? No thanks.

Anyway, long story short: about a week ago, somebody posted this exact same question on this exact same bulletin board, and it was determined that Kira is actually the COD of the new world.

Bet his breath smells like a sushi bar.

[hangenki.livejournal.com]

Our Codfather, who art in the sea,
Hallowed be thy gills.
Thy findom come.
Thy will be fried,
Served with salt as well as vinegar.
Give us this day our daily chips.
And forgive us our sewage,
As we forgive those who pee in the water.
And lead us not into tsunamis,
But deliver us from sharks.
[For thine is the findom,
and the fish, and the guppy,
for ever and ever.]
Amen.

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

Great, not this again.

[2cute2bkira.livejournal.com]

Not what again?

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

This whole 'Kira' crap. It's getting old.

[2cute2bkira.livejournal.com]

[a bunch of false starts have been heavily crossed out, and nothing's left legible.]

[totallytheseme.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on, Ed. You love the fishlord!

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

Long may he grace us with his fishy appendages.

[totallytheseme.livejournal.com]

...Okay, I can't top that. You win.

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

Glad to be of service.

[showtime-matsu.livejournal.com]

...Not this again.

[revolutionise]

Not at all, but all the responses up there have got me curious. Who is this Kira?

[bored-todeath.livejournal.com]

I know a few things. And I charge by the apple.

But, er, I probably shouldn't reveal the identity. Or anything important.

Give me some apples and I'll do what I can. What's your name? Kinda remind me o

[this reply's folded over, a note saying 'take this down when you've read it' on the outside]

[2cute2bkira.livejournal.com]

...Ryuk? Is that you? If so, I'll bring you an apple and we can talk, 'kay? ♥

[above note removed]

[bored-todeath.livejournal.com]

Hey! It is you! You ain't gonna hug me, are ya? 'Cause I been getting a lot of female attention, you know. It's creeping me out.

[the above note has also been removed, and this one says 'take me down please' too.]

[2cute2bkira.livejournal.com]

Well, if you don't want a hug I won't give you one. :< But yeah, I'll talk to you later today? (Why's it creepy, anyway?)

[Above notice removed]

[bored-todeath.livejournal.com]

Alright. I'll come find you, because I changed kinda.
(It just is... female shinigami are like male shinigami so it's ok to talk to them)