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[noneedforsanity.livejournal.com]

Theres something out there that has a triangle for a head and is a badass i hear.

Where can i find it?

-Zaraki Kenpachi

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[fuyunohanabi.livejournal.com]

Eh? Zaraki-taicho? I guess you just arrived here?

I shouldn't be saying this but you'll go after it anyway

I saw it last down in the basement, the first room down there. That was a while ago though.

-Matsumoto Rangiku - 10th Division vice-captain

[noneedforsanity.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Got a headache. Just talked to Ichimaru. Anyone else here?

How do i get there?

[fuyunohanabi.livejournal.com]

Hinamori Momo, vice captain of the 5th. Kira Izuru, vice captain of the 3rd. Yamada Hanatarou of the 4th division. Renji was here at one point but he fell in battle, as did Hitsugaya-taicho. Kuchiki Rukia was here also, as was Orihime Inoue, among others, but they are no longer present.

Through the cafeteria and kitchen, into the cold room. There's a loose tile with stairs heading downwards.

[noneedforsanity.livejournal.com]

Renji actually bit it, eh? Must've been some fight. Good for him.

Cafeteria's where we just ate, right?

[fuyunohanabi.livejournal.com]

...a very impressive fight, so I'm told, yes.

And yes, it is. The kitchen is beyond it.

[noneedforsanity.livejournal.com]

Huh. Well, I'll try to find it. Does it have a reiatsu or anything?

[noneedforsanity.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I need a weapon.

[fuyunohanabi.livejournal.com]

I can try to get you a sword, but it will take a while.

Otherwise there are more makeshift things to be had.

[noneedforsanity.livejournal.com]

Something makeshift'll work for now. Sword later.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

I've been looking for this particular beastie for a while. Seems he moves around a lot. I'm thinking it might give me a challenge. So few things here do.

-The Hunter

[noneedforsanity.livejournal.com]

Does he? Well, crap. He ever show up in the same spot twice?

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

Not that I know of, but it's not like there are too many fucking places to lurk around here. I haven't seen it myself, yet, so I can't track it. Give me time.

[noneedforsanity.livejournal.com]

Give you time for what? So you can get the fight?

Sorry, I'm finding it first.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

To track it. This way after it's kicked your fucking ass across the building and back, I can tell you where to find it.

Assuming it lives past past crossing blades with me.

[noneedforsanity.livejournal.com]

Hah. I'll be impressed if it even scratches me. In the last ten years I've only had one worthwhile fight. I don't expect that changing here.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

The last ten years must have been fucking boring. Too bad our worlds never crossed. You could have entertained me a few times before I got bored of you.

[noneedforsanity.livejournal.com]

Yeah, pretty much. Not a lot of worthy opponents out there.

Strong words, but can ya back them up?

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

Fuck yeah.

[noneedforsanity.livejournal.com]

Alright. Who are ya and how do I find ya?

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

You can call me The Hunter - female, long blonde hair, red eyes. After I fucking kick your ass, I might tell you my more formal name. Come find me in the rec field tonight and be armed.

[noneedforsanity.livejournal.com]

Looks like my normal blade didn't come with me, so it might take me a bit to find somethin' to make due, but I'll be there.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

Good. What do you look like?

[noneedforsanity.livejournal.com]

I'm hard to miss. Big. Scar over my left eye. Long black hair, might be in long spikes if I can get some soap and some time today to style it, might not.

[himetsuru.livejournal.com]

You will be easy to spot. See you then.

[mitase.livejournal.com]

[several scribbled-out false starts, but nothing legible]

[number-crunch.livejournal.com]

Tell me when you find a dodecahedron head, then I might consider it a variable worth solving for.

Though, triangle is the strongest polyhedron known to man...

[noneedforsanity.livejournal.com]

...what the fuck are you talking about?

[number-crunch.livejournal.com]

Dodecahedron Head = 30 Edges
Triangle Head = 3 Edges
That's a monster that's 900% edgier than the zeptoliter you're hunting!

[anonymous]

[chocomancer.livejournal.com]

Well, if you want to get technical a triangular helmet [arrow to the relevant bestiary (http://community.livejournal.com/damned_bulletin/440120.html#cutid5) section] is really more of a tetrahedron, so it'd only be 400% edgier. But your point still stands, I suppose.

[noneedforsanity.livejournal.com]

And why the hell would I give a damn about the edges of this thing?

[number-crunch.livejournal.com]

More Edges = More Dangerous + More Complex
ref. Double Edged Sword Danger Level > Single Edged Sword Danger Level
ref. Icosahedron Complexity > Cube Complexity
More Dangerous = More Likely to Kill Someone
ref. Atomic Bomb Kill Rate > Pea Shooter Kill Rate
More Likely to Kill Someone = More Interesting
ref. Rabid Bear Interest > One Legged Dog Interest
More Complex = More Interesting
ref. Scientific Dissertation of Black Holes Interest > Elementary Connect the Dots Interest
THEREFORE
More Edges = More Interesting x2
THEREFORE
900% More Edges = 900% More Interesting x2 = 1800% More Interesting!
QED

[noneedforsanity.livejournal.com]

what the hell?

okay, I got the double edged sword is better than a single edged sword, and I call bullshit on that.

But I got ya on the greater cause of death being more interesting.

You lost me on the rest.

[number-crunch.livejournal.com]

If you can't understand a proof when it's written out for you, then I'm not even gonna bother trying to explain it to a hectopascal like you.

[noneedforsanity.livejournal.com]

You wanna call me a hactopiscal to my face?