Query: ...You didn't realize you'd been kidnapped?

Statement: 'Pretty strange' is not at all close to how it feels to be an efficiently functioning assassin droid, terminating your targets with utmost precision one moment, and then coming online in a decidedly pathetic meatbag frame the next.

Commentary: Well, I would think observational skills would be a must if you're going to be guarding the universe. Suggestion: The next time you are kidnapped, try to notice a little more quickly. That's a relevant place to start.