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[silent-shades.livejournal.com]

Reno, Elena,
You guys alright?

Rude.

Comments

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Nothing ate you last night? Damn.

[silent-shades.livejournal.com]

Sounds like you were busy last night. What happened?

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Got my stuff back. Kicked ass. Got it taken away again.

[silent-shades.livejournal.com]

All of it?

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

All of it. Leviathan included.

[silent-shades.livejournal.com]

that's no-

Let's talk sometime.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

No-- what?

How much are you paying?

[silent-shades.livejournal.com]

Not that kinda talk, kid. Besides. I'm into women, sorry.

Might have a little present for you if you make yourself useful though.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Ewww, that's not what I meant! God, you're so gross. I'm still not sure I can stand seeing your face without trying to put it through a wall, so I figured that I'd be a little less inclined to hurt you if you, I dunno, bribed me or something. AND WHAT THE HELL, I'm totally a woman!

[silent-shades.livejournal.com]

I'd ask you to prove it, but I just ate breakfast.

You gonna meet me and explain last night or not?

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

The only one who'd strip for you is Reno.

You gonna ask nicely or are you gonna keep being a dick?

[silent-shades.livejournal.com]

I keep asking him to stop.

....What, bu That was nice. wasn't it?

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Does Elena hold the video-tape or does she dive straight in?

... I guess Turkschool never taught you how to say 'please' and 'thanks', huh. No wonder somebody else always does the talking for you.

[silent-shades.livejournal.com]

[Scribbles] That Not going there.

Oh right. Sure. Thanks.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Checkmate!

What exactly d'you wanna talk about, anyway?

[silent-shades.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm just saving you your innocence brain - look, just saving you. There are no winners down that road.

Last night. And maybe a job.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

... So I'm guessing I hit the nail on the head, and I really did not need those mental images.

A job? What's in it for me?

[silent-shades.livejournal.com]

why d'you think I tried to stop you? I was being nice.

Can't tell you here.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

I just think you're up to something.

If this turns out to be a trick, you're gonna regret it.

[silent-shades.livejournal.com]

No tricks.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

If you give me your word and then go back on it, you're toast. Deal?

[silent-shades.livejournal.com]

Here's the deal.
You tell me about last night. You give me enough useful information with the minimal amount of attitude you can manage and I'll give you a little something in return.

I tell you what I need, you agree and you get that special something extra.

Deal?

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Can't guarentee that what I can tell you'd be useful, and my attitude depends on your attitude. But since I'm so generous, I guess we've got a deal.

[silent-shades.livejournal.com]

Name a time and place.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Lunch, today.

[silent-shades.livejournal.com]

See you then.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Your boyfriend coming?

[silent-shades.livejournal.com]

Already told you I like women. You wanna see Reno, you can see him in your own time.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

I thought you guys were, like, married.

[silent-shades.livejournal.com]

He wishes.

[offduty.livejournal.com]

She tries to hold the video tape at first, but y'know. Resistance is hard.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

And I bet you think it's all down to your charm.

[offduty.livejournal.com]

What, you think it's down to Rude's charm?

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

That's like asking if I think fish have fingers.

[silent-shades.livejournal.com]

I got plenty of charm.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

'Bout as much as you've got hair, anyway.

[silent-shades.livejournal.com]

Just because it's not on my he

You'd be surprised.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

I'm not touching this with a fifty foot spear.

[silent-shades.livejournal.com]

Like I'd let you touch my charm. Reno's the pervert.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Y'know, I'm really starting to feel kind of violated here.

[silent-shades.livejournal.com]

You lasted longer than most. I almost respect that.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Got any bleach?

Desperately scribbled but if you try hard enough....

[silent-shades.livejournal.com]

Why, you stain something?

[strikes are rather illegible]

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

I NEED IT FOR MY BRAIN.

in a fight between my boots and your charm, i think we both know who'd c-- triumph.

Re: [strikes are rather illegible]

[silent-shades.livejournal.com]

Shit. Didn't know you had one.

You know... I wasn't always called the Strongest Turk. They had to stop calling me the Biggest Turk when the others struggled with their inferiority complexes...

[offduty.livejournal.com]

You bastard. Where the hell were you last night?