http://iwascloned.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] iwascloned.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin 2009-05-12 07:16 pm (UTC)

QUOTATION: TO MAIM IS TO WOUND SERIOUSLY.

OBSERVATION: THIS WOUND COULD NOT BE LESS SERIOUS IF IT SHAT FARTING CLOWNS.

COUNTER-SUGGESTION OF RIGHTEOUS FURY BECAUSE I DO NOT GIVE TWO TUGS OF A DEAD DOG'S DICK ABOUT BEING AUTHENTIC TO THE EVOLUTIONARY SECOND-COUSIN OF AN INCESTUOUS CAN-OPENER: GO INVENT A WAY TO FUCK YOURSELF AND THEN DO IT.
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