[in hesitant writing, even wobblier than usual]

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

[the message has been torn down yet again and replaced with a less suggestive version of the original. the author is obviously not a very happy bunny </3]

One ex-bot seeking work for the night. willing to knock the slag out of anything that looks at him wrong. No weapons but nothing to lose either. no payment necessary. Takers will be questioned on their motives so no wackjobs.

ANYONE ELSE WHO SCREWS WITH THIS NOTICE AGAIN WILL BE SLAGGED. THIS GOES DOUBLE FOR THE WISE GUY WITH THE OVERACTIVE SEX DRIVE WHO DID IT FIRST.

Comments

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

I'm a loner who hasn't touched anyone in decacycles. Although I did come close just recently When you write it the way you originally did, chances are people like me are going to get the wrong impression.

Also, you better not be trying to take work from me. Chances are that people will chose you over me simply because you work for free.

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

You too, huh? Figures. Guess some people like to read into things way too much.

I'm not trying to compete. I'm just tired of stumbling around in the darkness without any progress every night.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose I can understand that.

However, you still better hope that nobody puts a bounty on your head, because I would take that job in a sparkbeat, if only so you couldn't provide even the minorest of competition. Then again, even without a bounty, I have been given permission by my boss to kick the aft of anyone I want to without his consent. Not that I wasn't thinking of doing that anyway

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

You say that like you'd stand a chance. I'm no pushover, not as a 'bot and not as a human. so if that bounty ever does come in, you're gonna wish you'd stuck to knocking monsters off of that client of yours.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

You would do well to not underestimate me. If it ever happens, bring it on, Maximal.