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Who wants to know and why?

Huh. You sound suspicious, but I guess we've got reason to be. ~~What's with som~~
Just figured it was time I met all the other Shinigami. Getting a little bored here, you know?

Most certainly we do.

You want to meet all of them? Some aren't that interesting - which is why I was getting bored.

Maybe something should be done about that, if you get me?

I don't mind, I guess. I don't know anyone interesting back home either, it's just a pain in the ass dealing with humans while I look like one of them. Just seemed to strike more fear in my real body, it's a little depressing when they're not immediately scared of me now.

Oh, trust me - I'm working on it already. I just need a List.

I'd rather strike affection than fear in the hearts of man, if you catch my drift. But then my appearance hasn't changed much since coming here, merely the mortal coil they've forced on me. Which, should I ever find the cad responsible for that?

I'm going to rip his spleen out through his nose♥

[Dean's been keeping tabs of Ryuk's whereabouts; the shinigami part is a giveaway considering their last encounter]

Pretty hard to be scared when you fight like a pansy.

What do you mean he fights like a...

Ugh, what a turn off that is.

[Dean's aware that Grell, by Dean's definition, is probably a demon, at least until Sammy clears up what a shinigami really is. But he fails at telling Grell's gender, although that doesn't stop him from fishing for more information]

Exactly.

So what's your story, sister? Blood, guts, and a bowl of ice cream make your night or you a different breed altogether?

Remove the guts and add in a bouquet of flowers and you have the perfect date right there♥ Are you asking, stranger?

I don't think I'm the same 'breed' as anyone here, really. A lady must stand out from the crowd, don't you think?

[Dean's a little horrified. He might've sunk to some new lows, but going out on a date with a freakin' demon is pushing the bar so close it's skimming the ground at that point.]

Maybe. Depends. I like my chicks real classy, y'know? Might be hard to find some bouquets here, but I'll see what I can rustle up.

So how do you stand out? I get you like blood and flowers, so...

Your 'chicks'? Honestly - that's no way to treat a lady. Once you learn your manners, boy, you're free to try again.

Death is a fickle thing, so be sure to treat her right.

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I'll start treating you like a real lady when there's actually a real lady here. Kind of hard to when we're just passing notes along like we're in high school.

Hard to get the same impression, y'know?

You did not just question my nature as a lady! Of all the things you should have been taught, being rude to a lady - to her face or in your letters - is a grave sin.

[Dean's trying to figure out if he can trick "her" into the devil's trap in his room sometime]

~~Taking it pretty far, damn~~

I was taught a lot of things, but honestly, it's just a matter of seeing it before I believe it. I'd like to think you're a lady but right now it's just a lot of words on paper. It's not the real deal like it'd be in person.

No offense.

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The real deal, is it? ~~I'll show you the real deal if you keep angering me like this.~~ If you insist. It's decidedly unattractive to find such a suspicious man though.

I call it being cautiously optimistic, been disappointed one too many times. Real classy ~~chicks~~ ladies are pretty rare.

Hmph, that's true. I've noticed a severe lack in upbringing here, as sad as it is to admit.

I'll be certain not to disappoint♥

Exactly.

Well, hopefully I'll run into you in person then sometime. I missed what you look like?

Hair as red as the rose which blooms even in the bleakest winter, darling. I'm hard to miss.

[Dean's getting a little sick to the stomach at the charade]

You sound stunning.

Nurse's coming, but I'll leave you a note when I can come see you. I'm sure I'll have no problems finding someone as gorgeous as yourself.

♥ Do keep a look out. I'll be waiting.

[ooc; poor, poor Dean :c]

Hey! Don't listen to that! It was my first fight he bled way more than I did!

First of all, I was unarmed. And second, you got a lucky hit in: if we had a round two, I'm pretty sure I could kick your fugly ass.

Okay I'm not just pretty sure, I'm damn sure.

Hey, you got your ass beaten by a book. How weak's that? There was nothing lucky about that hit. It was all planned.

Getting hit in the face once doesn't exactly count as a planned ass beating. Slappy, I've been in tons of fights and I know what it feels like to get my ass-beaten. Yesterday? Wasn't it.

You sure you weren't shoved into lockers in Demon School?

Edited 2009-04-03 19:57 (UTC)

Your first fight? No wonder you were bored back home.

There are six shinigami from Soul Society here - four of us are members of the Gotei 13, one is a traitor/former member and one is only roughly affiliated.

We all work within the Arts & Crafts club.

-Vice Captain Hinamori Momo

Work, work, work. Is that all you other Shinigami do? 'Cause I'm not joining anymore clubs~~, especially after that Cooking Club guy went back on his promise.~~

Anyway. I'll come look for you sometime.

We have a duty to see through to the end. If you wish to perceive it as work, you are welcome to.

-HM

What exactly is a Shinigami, anyway? I keep hearing people bring it up.

I thought it was a kind of sushi.

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