Harvey Dent / Two-Face (
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damned_bulletin2009-03-28 12:05 am
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Not sure this is going to do any good, but--
Has anyone ever felt like they were on serious hallucinogenics while here?
Has anyone ever felt like they were on serious hallucinogenics while here?
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Is that last word suppossed to be an insult? Even human swear words are bizarre.
Also, I'll have you know that your pathetic human language is vastly inferior to my own. Therefor, mistakes will be made, you slagger.
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I DO NOT GIVE TWO TUGS OF A DEAD DOG'S DICK ABOUT YOUR ARTIFICIAL FREAKSHOW SYNTAX. YOUR MIRACULOUS ABILITY TO INJECT YOURSELF WITH MARTIAN SEMEN DOES NOT MAKE YOU SPECIAL. I SUGGEST YOU MELT YOURSELF INTO FLUID AND ATTEMPT TO BOIL OFF THE ALMOST PALPABLE LAYER OF STUPIDITY.
Totally doesn't understand any of that, and not sure that he wants to XD
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IN MY LANGUAGE, THAT PHRASE IS USUALLY TAKEN TO MEAN, "HAVING USED UP ALL OF MY MEAGER BRAINPOWER STARING INTO MY OWN ASSHOLE, I AM UNABLE TO FORMULATE A RESPONSE BEYOND CRUDE GRUNTS AND MUFFLED PANTING." PERHAPS YOUR SUPERIOR LANGUAGE ISN'T SO DIFFERENT FROM THIS ONE AFTER ALL. PERHAPS YOUR VIVD HISTORY OF GENDER CONFUSION, BACK-ALLEY HANDJOBS, AND UNNAMEABLE PENIS CANCERS HAS ADDLED YOUR BRAIN TO SUCH AN EXTENT THAT YOU HAVE DELUDED YOURSELF INTO BELIEVING YOU ARE SPEAKING A LANGUAGE OTHER THAN ENGLISH. PERHAPS - AND THIS IS ONLY A THEORY, BEAR WITH ME - PERHAPS, FUCK YOU.
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