[precise, neutral handwriting--not quite her usual]

[fear-attachment.livejournal.com]

I need to speak with a woman who is experienced with sex. Specifically, sex with a man.

Comments

[jokers-wildcard.livejournal.com]

Woo. I'm sure you're a blast at parties.

Sex isn't supposed to be "taken seriously." It's supposed to be fun! You know, a good time. Don't have to treat everything like a freaking business transaction.

[fear-attachment.livejournal.com]

... I've never been to a party.

hm. You may have a point. I'm still not sure.

[jokers-wildcard.livejournal.com]

Well there's a shocker. Really? Never would have guessed.

Hey, no skin off my nose either way. Was just offering since you were asking. But hey, just remember: it's about fun.

[gottabetactile.livejournal.com]

Hear hear! Too many people here treat it like a big deal. Me? I just wanna have fun babe!

[jokers-wildcard.livejournal.com]

Exactly! Too many people make it some kind of rigid ritual. People have to lighten up! Live a little. Least not everyone here's a stiff.

[gottabetactile.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm never a stiff, except in the good ways.