Actually, I don't know the "spiel," as you put it. But if that's an example, I doubt I'm missing much.
It seems you come from a universe where the terror and glory of the Decepticon empire is not yet known to your lowly race, soknow that I am Blitzwing, master of fire and ice! When I was built, your miserable planet had not yet accreted out of the dust of space, and when I was destroyed and through my own efforts reforged, your disgusting organic species had not even learned to walk upright! I am madman and conqueror, and I alone have the will to rule in Megatron's absence! I also know four different recipes for pina coladas, but they don't make olives big enough for me. :(
If you have anything approaching sense at all, you will tremble in fear and leave me and mine be.
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It seems you come from a universe where the terror and glory of the Decepticon empire is not yet known to your lowly race, so know that I am Blitzwing, master of fire and ice! When I was built, your miserable planet had not yet accreted out of the dust of space, and when I was destroyed and through my own efforts reforged, your disgusting organic species had not even learned to walk upright! I am madman and conqueror, and I alone have the will to rule in Megatron's absence! I also know four different recipes for pina coladas, but they don't make olives big enough for me. :(
If you have anything approaching sense at all, you will tremble in fear and leave me and mine be.