[strikes legible]

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

BOYS, GIRLS, LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND TURKS! Reeeeepoooort!

How’s it all going? I need status, any new and interesting info, and… you’re all okay, right, so. Anything new? And even if there isn't, I need to know the good stuff, the bad stuff, and everything in between.

- Yuffie.

P.S. Kenshin. Okay?

P.P.S. Shrimp.

P.P.P.S. Sheena, we still got plans tonight? There might be something I have to do, but you could always come help out.

P.P.P.P.S. OK I’m done now.

Comments

Re: [Strikeouts unreadable]

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Cool!

Well, it won't be REALLY TOTALLY EXCITING or anything like that, but I gotta get metal. From the bathrooms. Then when I've got a weapon, we really can go kick some serious ass. How 'bout it?

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine, fine. I suppose I can protect your Wutai butt while you gather metal. You could have just asked me, you know? Might have saved you some embarrassment.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

What's that s'posed to mean? I'm gonna have a lot of hard work to do, getting all the metal I need and keeping you out of trouble at the same time!

[Strikeouts unreadable]

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

Trouble? Wutai, you have no idea what Trouble is.

Let's just hope she doesn't tag along this time. Three nights in a row definitely earns her the Stalker title.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

That's what you think, Mizuho. What's your Trouble, then, huh? We can compare.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

My Trouble can totally take your Trouble. No contest.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

My Trouble wipe the floor with your Trouble, easy as one, two, three.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

Your Trouble couldn't even lay a hand on my Trouble. My Trouble will eat your Trouble for breakfast and have tea afterward.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

My Trouble would kick your Trouble all the way to the moon and back for another smackdown, because it would make his tea taste better. My Trouble would also have better taste in tea. Just so you know.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

My Trouble could own the moon if she really wanted to making your Trouble have to pay a passage toll. My Trouble has the best tea possible - stolen tea. My Trouble would steal your Trouble's tea without him even knowing.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

.... Mizuho, do you have a

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

NO, I DO NOT! SAY THAT AGAIN AND I WILL KICK YOUR ASS ACROSS THIS DAMN RANCH!

[above post removed]

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

BRING IT ON. I'M RIGHT, AREN'T I? I TOTALLY AM!

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

YOU ARE SO DEAD! I HOPE YOU LIKE EATING MY FIST.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

AS IF! YOU'LL BE THE ONE EATING FIST, SINCE YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BLOCK THEM WITH YOUR FACE.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

I'M GOING TO INTRODUCE YOU TO YOUR NEW BFF - THE WALL. YOU GET TO MAKE CONTACT. FACE FIRST. HARD.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

IF YOU WANT TIME ALONE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND, YOU SHOULD'VE JUST ASKED. MIGHT HAVE SAVED YOUR SOME EMBARRASSMENT.

THEN AGAIN, YOU'LL PROBABLY BE TOO BUSY MAKING OUT WITH THE FLOOR TO DO ANYTHING ELSE.

[strikethroughs heavily blacked out]

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

FOR ORIGIN'S SAKE, WUTAI, I DON'T HAVE A DAMN GIRLFRIEND!

JUST BECAUSE YOUR BOYFRIEND DISAPPEARED BEFORE YOU GOT THE CHANCE TO

[inkblot] We're done with this topic before I lose my temper and say something I really shouldn't. Enough.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Lighten up, okay? It'll be annoying if I have to go cleaning up after somebody like you.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

You're lucky I like you.

[the two above posts with any reference to a girlfriend have been removed.]

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Totally mutual.