[Totally anon]

[kindalikedit]

[Trying to search for Reid's room number. The indignities he'll go through for a hunt.]

Hi everyone I'm trying to find someone!! He's really really really cute with blond hair and blue eyes

Oh and very cool! Hes my age I think (17) Whoever you are we should get to know each other, I've totally had my eye on you. Or even better can I get a room number? I made something in arts and crafts of him but i want to give it to him in person

- E M I L Y
[It's signed as girly as Dean can possibly make it. The "i" is doted with a heart. He's a little too good at forging a girl's handwriting, actually.]

Comments

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

But if you're in M66, you're either ZEX or his roommate...

Wait, ZEX?!

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

I do have yellow hair.

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. But you don't have blue eyes and you're older than I am...

Dude, you can't hit up teenage girls! It's not right.

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

What color is my eye? There aren't a lot of mirrors here... and someone last night said I don't look my age anyway

What's a "teenage"?

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

Uh, hazel I'd say. Definitely not blue though. And maybe you don't look your age, but you don't look 17 either. Sorry.

Teenagers are humans who are between 13 and 19 years old. Though most people stop getting called that when they're 18. Basically if they're under 18, you shouldn't be flirting with them unless you're their age, it's against the law.

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

How old do you think I look, out of curiousity? No one's given me a solid number just yet...

Why is it "against the law"? Are teenagers dangerous?

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

I dunno... Mid-thirties? You're definitely older than me anyway.

No, it's not that. It's more like teenagers are still learning about life and stuff, and sometimes bad people want to take advantage of that, so it's easier to ban everyone. Besides, I'm sure there's plenty of people over 18 here who'd be more than happy to spend some time with you. ;)

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

Hmm... well, that'd explain some of the skepticism from last night. Our lifespans must not precisely match up... if this body is at all connected to my natural one, that is...

So teenagers are human young that are still in development? I suppose it'd make sense to rule them off-limits then, since it'd probably hinder your species' maturation otherwise...

Not as many as I would like! But I would love to spend some time with you ♥ if you're who I think you are anyway

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

Probably not. How long do VUX live anyway?

Yeah, pretty much. More of a mental development though. So yeah, flirting's fine so long as you know the other person is old enough and okay with it.

Oh, right. Forgot to sign my name!

- Wally West

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

If we're in good health and don't fall prey to disease or any number of... situations, then most of us may live to 100-120 years or more. I know I wasn't young when I came here... on the later spectrum of age, I suppose. Perhaps this body is simply the human equivalent of my real age? It's hard to say... it could just be some body they found somewhere and put me in, for all I know

Hmm, I'll have to keep that in mind.

Wally ♥ I thought it might have been you! Have you sorted out any of your plans? I may be available tonight, but I'm not sure...

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

I guess it's hard to say for sure. Either way, your human body isn't that old really, but it's far off from being 17.

I've gotta meet up with a friend today who hasn't been doing so well, but I'm not sure about tonight either.

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose I can take comfort in knowing that this body is still virile! isn't it? at what age do humans begin to feel ill-effects?

Ah, what a shame! I was really hoping for some company tonight and I haven't heard from my Captain at all... I suppose I may have to make do with what I have so far.