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Greetings again, everyone!

It has recently come to my attention that some of you, whether due to personal scruples or more basic dietary issues, are not getting their essential nutrition from the meals offered during the day. I'm looking to compile a list, in the hopes that I can concoct a reasonable substitute in the kitchens tonight.

Thus! If you cannot eat the foods provided by the Institute, or if such food is insufficient for your kind, please comment below or let me know how to get in touch with you in person, and I'll try my best to accomodate your needs.

Sincerely,

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Willy Wonka

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I dunno know about not getting the right nutrition, but I do know that I could do with a bit more than the tiny dinners they give us. Some of us have metabolism issues and get hungry a lot.

But I guess there isn't much you can do about that?

I could just bring back a sackload of snacks from the pantry, as long as I'm going that way. But other than that, I'm not sure how much I can do.

...no, actually, scratch that. I've got an idea. I'll talk to you about it tomorrow. ~~Hope you're all right with skipping dessert~~

What time tomorrow? ...and what was that about skipping dessert?

Well... I was working on a related project before I was taken here, but the dessert course of the project had some... unresolved issues. I'd probably have to leave it out.

As for the time, I'm not picky; I'm free all day, as far as I know. Breakfast sound good?

Breakfast tomorrow sounds good. How will I know how to find you? I'm a red-haired, green-eyed man ~~with great legs~~.

Greying-black hair and a goatee, light brown eyes.

See you then!

What sort of things do you make?

~Kaneyoshi

I specialize in candies and chocolates, but I can make pretty much anything that's edible should the need arise. I'm just seeing if there's anything people need (and are willing to ask me to get or make) before I start work on my own little projects.

You make candies? How exciting! I love sweets!

I suppose I should eat more here, but the food really doesn't settle with me at all. I'm sure if I had something...tastier to look forward to as a dessert though, I'd eat a little more properly~

~Kaneyoshi

Oh, Mr Wonker! We've been meaning to try and employ you for a new club!
It's the CAKE CLUB. We want to teach self defense and cooking. Only, we've only got two martial artists and, well, me and my brother so far. And we can't bake.

Please say you'll join? We'll escort you to the kitchens and everything!

~K of the Cake Club!

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I'd be quite willing to offer cooking courses, especially if it means I have a guaranteed escort to the kitchen! I may only be able to teach the basics, of course - I need some time left for my own projects - but hopefully that will be enough to get our students started on making their own sweet creations. :)

- Willy Wonka

P.S. Are you part of the group Honey was getting together? He made quite an impressive cake-related post earlier...

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Awesome! We could help you with yor stuff too!

-Kaoru

PS. That's our Captain! He's an expert taster and he'll be teaching the self defense!

Figure out a way to keep me supplied with sugary things and I'll find some way to repay you. Believe me, it's for my health.

I can't necessarily take your word on the health bit, but that doesn't mean I can't get you something.

Were you thinking of anything in particular?

It honestly doesn't matter, provided it's got enough sugar in it.

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