ext_201894 ([identity profile] fuyunohanabi.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2008-11-19 10:49 pm

[In Bold Handwriting]

We would like to announce that the first official meeting of the Society for the Support of Dressing Cute Boys in Dresses aka. Crossdressing Club will be meeting today during lunch. All are welcome!!


Approach the two redheads; one with the boobs, and the one who's super-skinny.

[identity profile] the-clown-king.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Even in the darkest and most dire of situations, people need something fun and lighthearted! We'd all go crazy if we didn't take a break now and again.

[identity profile] willhexabitch.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
When there's no hard alcohol involved? No, it's just messed up and a little sad for the androgynous twelve-year-old boys who're gonna get the brunt of it.

[identity profile] the-clown-king.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Why! I assure you, I am neither androgynous nor twelve years old! Nor is the rest of the Host Club, all of whom will be participating! Wearing dresses can be fun!

[identity profile] willhexabitch.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Nope, you're something else.

You guys should wear tags, so then we'll know not to shower next to you.

[identity profile] willhexabitch.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
You're proving that statistically guys who crossdress stone cold sober are usually a little off is all.

[identity profile] the-clown-king.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Why, there's nothing wrong with me at all. And I hardly see how it would make any difference in the shower!

[identity profile] willhexabitch.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
I disagree. On both counts.

[identity profile] the-clown-king.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
You're not making any sense at all. There's nothing wrong with me for wearing dresses now and then. Girls like it very much, you know! Though I'm not entirely sure why....

And I still don't see what showers have to do with anything we're talking about.

[identity profile] willhexabitch.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
One question will solve everything. Gay or bi?

[identity profile] willhexabitch.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
That was 'gay', right? I think it was.

[identity profile] the-clown-king.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
No! Of course not! I've dedicated my life to the romance of women!

[identity profile] willhexabitch.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
And you're trying to say you're not even the slightest bit bisexual?

Someone's lying.

[identity profile] the-clown-king.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 02:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'm saying that I adore women! As does all of the Host Club! And women love it when we dress up as girls.

Just look at how excited the girls on the bulletin are at the idea!

[identity profile] willhexabitch.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
You're such a queen. Thanks for playing.

PS: That's because a lot of chicks have messed up fantasies about guys in panties. Amusing outside of here. Not so much inside.

[identity profile] the-clown-king.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
I am a king and lord, good sir.

There's nothing 'messed up' about romantic fantasies in the least!

[identity profile] willhexabitch.livejournal.com 2008-11-20 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
No really, you're

Okay wait. In your club... big guy, like 6'5", doesn't talk much?