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[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

TURKS! Hey, Turks!

Anything to report?

Sagara! Dude, we have unfinished business to discuss.

Comments

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Wow. Hahaha! That was a good one.

[rope-victim.livejournal.com]

...He's very embarrassing.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Hey, if you don't like what he says... just do what I do! Hit him. Really, really hard.

[rope-victim.livejournal.com]

I... well, I don't hit people. Last night's slipper was a rare exception. He was just being so loud!

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

He probably appreciated it. I know I did.

[rope-victim.livejournal.com]

What a strange person, to appreciate being hit.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

He's just the kind of guy who appreciates it when people... y'know, stand up for what they believe in. And stuff.

[rope-victim.livejournal.com]

I see. I think. Maybe Sagara-san and Sousuke-san are both honestly related, in that case. Hmm. They're both stubborn as mules and fight for their own specific reasons.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

Totally thickheaded and always think they know best, even when they totally do not?

[rope-victim.livejournal.com]

Well... I wouldn't call Sousuke-san particularly thick-headed, but he does do his best to look out for my health in some strange ways.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

What does he do? He doesn't lock you in your room or anything, does he?

[rope-victim.livejournal.com]

No, nothing like that, though I'm sure there are days he'd like to. Usually he cuts my meals to ribbons, though. I can't fight, so I'm a bit of a liability and he'd rather I didn't go off alone, so he's always with me at night.

But, I'm almost certain I can hide well enough if need be.

[thatdamnedninja.livejournal.com]

If anybody ever tried that with me, I'd smack 'em into next Tuesday! Isn't it overbearing?

... You can't fight? Like, at all?

[rope-victim.livejournal.com]

It's a little strange, but I've gotten used to it. Besides, he encourages me to eat, and I really need to remember to do that more often.

Nope, not in the least. I'm a photographer at home - we don't usually have a need or a reason to fight.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

You know self-defense, though, right?

[rope-victim.livejournal.com]

No... not at all.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

I could hear him from two halls away. he's lucky he didn't get tackled by every kunoichi in the building.

[unsigned, very carefully anonymous handwriting]

[tostepforward.livejournal.com]

How many of them are there?

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

I will not disclose that information.

[same as above, etc]

[tostepforward.livejournal.com]

Understandable. I was simply curious.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

Is your curiosity only centered on the kunoichi or do the male counterparts within these walls also pique your interests?

[tostepforward.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised that there are many of either, but more so by the former.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

Are kunoichi rare where you're from? There aren't common in my village.

[tostepforward.livejournal.com]

Very.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

If you wish to talk more, find me. I trust you can discover who I am on your own given you have my name.