[written carefully, as if the writer had spent a few minutes thinking on how to phrase the note]

[full-score.livejournal.com]

To my friend, who also happens to walk pig-like rabbits or rabbit-like pigs, I guess like talking about technology:

I've got so much of your stuff in my room that I'm starting to forget you're not my roommate, hahah. Not sure what you've got going on later on, but I'd be happy to bring it to you. If you've got the time, anyway.

-- your friend, who also happens to like science fiction

ps: sorry for being weird, but after hearing about everything, I wasn't sure if it was okay to use your name where anyone could see it. Did you know some people have codenames??

[Edit: Bit about rappigs crossed out many, many times and completely illegible. New phrase written boldly to where it stands out from the rest of the message.]

Comments

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

They're breeding PIGS with RABBITS?

WHAT IS THIS SICK FREAKSHOW??

[full-score.livejournal.com]

Hey! You're not

They're from another pla

It was just a

Who is this??

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

Obviously, I am the only sane person left.

Do you know the doom this spells for mankind? Pigs have nearly identical DNA to humans! This is clearly an important step in their bid for world domination!

Destroy them all.

[full-score.livejournal.com]

Wait a second...

I remember you! You were saying this stuff on the board a few days ago, right?

I don't mean to sound rude or anything, but don't you, you know, have something a little more pressing to get upset about?

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

If by "stuff" you mean "the truth," then yes.

Is there anything more pressing than the end of the world?

[hajike-tobiume.livejournal.com]

Anya-san,

I don't think there are rappigs here. I'm fairly certain they are indigenous to a world not this one.

-HM

[full-score.livejournal.com]

[Claude has scratched out any and all references to rabbits, pigs, or rappigs in the above thread.]

Sorry about this, but I'm really trying not to attract any unwanted attention here. Please understand.

[hajike-tobiume.livejournal.com]

Unwanted attention by who? Landel and his people already know everything about us. I have met the man you're trying to protect, but unless there is another patient that wishes him harm, such subtleties are unnecessary. I'm sure you're aware of what would cause the staff to remove your posts.

[full-score.livejournal.com]

That's just it. It's not Landel and his lackeys I'm worried about.

And is it really that obvious who this message is for? Geez...

[hajike-tobiume.livejournal.com]

Since that is the case, if you need any help, I can provide assistance.

It's only obvious to anyone who has ever talked to the one in question for any length of time.

[full-score.livejournal.com]

It's not really my place to ask for help, but I appreciate the thought.

Seriously? But it seems a lot of people here are interested in technology, and I only learned that other detail after I'd known him for a little while. You might be thinking of someone else.

...You know, let's just drop the subject.

[hajike-tobiume.livejournal.com]

Very well. Should you change your mind, don't hesitate to contact me.

-Vice Captain Hinamori Momo

[full-score.livejournal.com]

[His conversation with Momo has been removed from the board.]

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

But you can't be certain.

And whatever world they're in, that world is clearly doomed.

[hajike-tobiume.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, that world may be doomed, as you say, but until you come across one of these creatures, perhaps it's best to not alarm the others so much. Such things will only lead to panic which will surely make the task of world domination much easier for the ones you fear.

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

Ah. Conspiracy and cover-up.

Very Ronald Reagan.

[hajike-tobiume.livejournal.com]

Ronald Reagan? I'm sorry, Anya-san, but I am unfamiliar with that name.

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

Much of the 1970's escapes my memory, but as I recall he was big into government conspiracies. He made tapes about it and everything. Something about a gate, and water. He may have been keeping the water behind the gate.

He was a dastardly fiend!

Or was that a different President...

[hajike-tobiume.livejournal.com]

Was that a Western human situation?

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

Yes!

[hajike-tobiume.livejournal.com]

I see. Thank you.

[totallytheseme.livejournal.com]

Nixon. I think.

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

Ah. Yes. That one.

They're all sort of the same after a while.

Except President McKinley. I remember him quite well.

[strike-outs faintly legible.]

[full-score.livejournal.com]

Relax. I don't think the world is going to end anytime soon.

Anyway, I was just trying to be discreet. so much for that I guess Just forget you ever saw this note, okay?

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

How can I forget such a terrifying portent?

[full-score.livejournal.com]

Just try. Or, at the very least, pretend not to remember.

[sloppy; he's writing left-handed]

[nobleman]

You can bring it by, but no rush. I'm not going out tonight, so I don't have any pressing need to get it all back. It's up to you depending on how busy you are.

[strike-outs hastily crossed out]

[full-score.livejournal.com]

Oh, I haven't really made any solid plans, so no need to worry. I know you're not in any hurry, but I'd feel better knowing you had your things back. Lately I've been You know that old saying about having all your ducks

Guess I'll be seeing you tonight, then!

[sloppy]

[nobleman]

Yeah, I shouldn't be going anywhere. I'll see you then.