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[part1of3.livejournal.com]

Mr. II and Mr. X:

Excuse me, but are you two still around?

-Ashton

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[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately. Is there something you need to ask, dear Ashton?

[part1of3.livejournal.com]

Oh, I was really just making sure that you were still here. I'm happy ✫

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

I see.

[part1of3.livejournal.com]

You haven't changed at all.

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

Nobodies do not change.

[part1of3.livejournal.com]

You change your clothes..

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

...Ashton, we wear uniforms. Yes, we do technically change them, however...

[numberii.livejournal.com]

Nope, I got minced into a pie by a demon barber then eaten by zombie dogs. Word of advice; never say "As close a shave as you can get." Or try to stiff 'em when they've got a straight-razor.
-II

[CAPTAIN IS TOTALLY NOT A SONDHEIM FAN AT ALL, REALLY]

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Eaten by dogs?

Seems an awful waste, though I suppose it can't be traced.

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

That it cannot be, dear Lucy.

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Lucy? Really?

Well, I suppose we all wound up in bedlam...

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

isdbifubf you just don't get it, do you.

We'll see who gets their throat slit.

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Most of the cast, if I recall correctly. Except for the ones who got pushed into ovens, ran off with someone they had known for a few hours at most, or went insane.

I kinda hope we're not being literal about the demon barber things, though.

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

You'd hope we weren't.

((Xigbar is totally glad that he gets to dork it out again))

[numberii.livejournal.com]

Yep. Three-headed, red-eyed, black-furred zombie dogs.

And dude... you know what I'm talking about? That rocks! How I lived without you for all these years I'll never know~!

[I SEE~ XD well, who is Zelnick to deny a Xigbar his dorking? :D]

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

... Fun.

Was it undetectable? I mean, it seemed a charming notion, and appropriate! (as always) :)

((You say that as though it's such a chore~! *laughs*))

[numberii.livejournal.com]

Also delectable. <3

After all... these are desperate times, Mr. Zelnick, and desperate measures are called for!

[Oh, it's no chore at all, really~]

[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

Well, I sure it can't be compared to, as far as taste is concerned~

There we go now~ and this is too good, at least.

((Yays! :3 ))

[numberii.livejournal.com]

Seriously, dude... I hope this doesn't ruin your appetite for tonight. At least we won't be having meat pies?

[part1of3.livejournal.com]

What? I don't sh Don't joke around. It's not very nice. I was worried!

[numberii.livejournal.com]

Quick, tell another one before that one gets old~!

[part1of3.livejournal.com]

Um! Okay! How about this:

So.. a zine was holding a pun contest, so a man entered it! He sent in ten puns in hopes that at least one of the puns would win! Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

[numberii.livejournal.com]

...I admit it, I laughed.

[part1of3.livejournal.com]

Success! ♥

[numberii.livejournal.com]

Guess so! ...so who what've you been doing while I've turned my eye to other things? Keepin' busy?