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[metamollusk.livejournal.com]

(( totally posted before breakfast))

CAPTAIN!

Something terrible has happened! They took away my CHAIR!!! 

What am I going to do? I'll be horribly dismembered and devoured by this time tomorrow!

Fwiffo

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[captain-hunam.livejournal.com]

What you're going to do is meet me after breakfast and very quickly learn how to walk.

We'll go from there, starting with not getting you killed.

Don't worry-- I'll make sure you stay as safe as is possible in this place.

~ Captain

[canieathim.livejournal.com]

Yum!

[metamollusk.livejournal.com]

WHAT

No, it's not yum! I taste terrible! And I have this horribly noxious disease that would turn anyone who ate me inside out!