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[vintagebrit]

[messy handwriting, unsigned and theoretically anonymous]

I've found a bunch of stuff since I got here, and I'm looking to trade around a bit. We could start like a Landel's Trading Post?

I've got some cigarettes, alcohol, a rug, coupla suhrin needles, weapon or two, lotsa food, a funny looking stuffed toy, water, and some weird likwid.

Anybody got anything good?

Comments

[Anonymous and fluctuating from neat and proper to psychotic]

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

You- You!

Give me back my belongings this instant, you insolent cur!

[even more messy than usual, strikeouts difficult to read but still legible]

[vintagebrit]

I haven't got your belongings!

It fell off the back of a lorry I found it in the hallway!

[Anonymous]

[clockmongler.livejournal.com]

I will rip out your esophagus and feed it to you, worm!

It would be wise not to lie to me, dear. I do despise liars so. Give them back.

[vintagebrit]

I didn't steal anything from anybody! I don't know what you're talking about!

Oh FUCK you're not that doctor with the rug with spikes, are you? I didn't mean to put the spikes on your chair they just fell that way I'M REALLY REALLY SORRY PLEASE DON'T KILL ME

[damnrudecock.livejournal.com]

I don't have anything yet, but I can get something. What do you want for the alcohol?

--Sanosuke

[vintagebrit]

The alcohol will cost you. I'm very partial to alcohol.

Can you get drugs?

[damnrudecock.livejournal.com]

...you mean like opium and shit?

Sorry. I'm not going to be the one to get you crap like that. Even alcohol isn't worth that.

[misterprince.livejournal.com]

Cigarettes and alcohol?

...What were you looking for, in particular?

[vintagebrit]

Dunno, figured I'd see what everyone else has. What've you got?

[misterprince.livejournal.com]

Not much, admittedly. But I might be able to get something.

[forgot-it-all.livejournal.com]

...a rug? Where did you get a rug?

-R.Aoyagi

[vintagebrit]

I found it.

[forgot-it-all.livejournal.com]

Found it? Where?

[floraltempest.livejournal.com]

Um... May I ask what sort of weapons you have?

[vintagebrit]

Big marble rock and a knife. They're real handy.

[floraltempest.livejournal.com]

Wow, I'm sure they are useful! I admit it's not what I'm used to, but what would you be interested in for the knife..?

[numberii.livejournal.com]

What kinda 'likwid'?
-II

[vintagebrit]

Dunno. It's clear and comes in a tony bottle.

((Strike-outs still legible))

[numberii.livejournal.com]

Does it got any instructions on it? If it's just water...

[totallytheseme.livejournal.com]

Wow. Soliciting illegal substances on a public board. Are you really stupid, really stoned, or both?

[high-prosecutor.livejournal.com]

You took the words out of my mouth.

[vintagebrit]

Obviously I am trying to get stoned. That's why I'm asking for drugs. How thick are you?

[janus-006.livejournal.com]

I've got some Vicodin.

What kind of weapons?

[vintagebrit]

Knife and a big ass stone paperweight.

I would love Vicodin.

[strikeouts still somewhat legible]

[janus-006.livejournal.com]

And I would love a bludgeoning tool.

Trade you a bottle of the pills for it. It's about two weeks' worth on a normal schedule but somehow I don't think you'll be keeping to that.