History Club

This is the final call for any willing to take an assignment for the evening. Please let me know~

And if anyone has seen a Great Ninja Yuffie Kisaragi or a silly ronin named Himura Kenshin, could you please let me know? I'm trying to find them before they get lost. That would be very sad.

That "certain private meeting" needn't be so private with its instigator out of the way.

[Agitated pen taps]

Does anyone know how to contact the radio guy people who play on this one radio station I listen to? You see, I've really [pen taps] enjoyed their broadcasts lately and I've been wanting to rip them a new one give them my feedback. Is there a way to get a hold of 'em here?

[Despite the jagged etchings of the note's words, its contents seem to be carefully chosen with no sign of pen taps or scribbles. The note has been left unsigned.]

A question to all who would be as so kind to answer, even though it may be considered an odd one at best:

Has anyone ever been close to experiencing death before finding themselves in this fine establishment?

Just a matter of curiosity, that is all. Any feedback would be well appreciated.