Commander Spock, sir:
Assuming you are familiar with some
pr people getting better today, I must report that the Captain is among them. Apparently his name is now 'Bill Shatner', and he felt it necessary to inform me that was his real name. As to why, I am currently uncertain.
He approached me during the designated afternoon meal period, sat across from me, then after calling me by my name, said that he had mistaken me for someone else. Soon after, I realized that he had assumed the life of his counterpart when he asked me if he was 'still hallucinating'.
As of now, I have no further information to report, though if I discover anything new, I will relay it immediately.
--Ensign Chekov