[Doodle of a spider, in the traditional 'two ovals plus eight legs' style]

Got any jobs for me tonight? Am willing to make another trade and the boss hasn't handed me down anything yet.

-S

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Reno, Casino.
Hey, it rhy

I've heard there are people here who can make [pen taps] letter openers. Could we talk? Trying to open envelopes with my fingernails is getting pretty inefficient.