[written darkly and laboriously, but legibly. and also during the noon shift, definitely.]

I have extra coupons. If anyone wants them, contact Uchiha Sasuke.

Hey Arty, you up for ice-cream? I was going to introduce you to Alle anyway. Please save me I'm too pretty to die

Hey, so for the guys who drug me into were in the cafeteria last night, I got one of the swords like we were supposed to. No one saw heard I didn't do it on purpose No one saw me hit the wall, right? No one got hurt after I got it, did they? I couldn't see anything in that fog...

[lots of hesitation marks before signed as]

~Not-A-Fire-Ninja