Dai stihéh, everyone. I have some questions about this place. If you could help me, I'd be much obliged.
1. Any wizards around here?
2. Any non-humans around here?
3. Has anyone seen either an Apple laptop computer that sprouts legs and moves around of its own accord or a red buckram-bound book entitled So You Want To Be A Wizard?
4. It's kind of a long shot, but I'm looking for someone. He's pretty tall, with long blond hair and bright green eyes. He's haughty and imperious and won't answer to anything but King Roshaun ke Nelaid am Seriv am Teliuyve am Meseph am Veliz am Teriaunst am det Wellakhit.
Thanks in advance!
--Dairine C.