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[wiz-kid-redfive.livejournal.com]

Dai stihéh, everyone. I have some questions about this place. If you could help me, I'd be much obliged.

1. Any wizards around here?
2. Any non-humans around here?
3. Has anyone seen either an Apple laptop computer that sprouts legs and moves around of its own accord or a red buckram-bound book entitled So You Want To Be A Wizard?
4. It's kind of a long shot, but I'm looking for someone. He's pretty tall, with long blond hair and bright green eyes. He's haughty and imperious and won't answer to anything but King Roshaun ke Nelaid am Seriv am Teliuyve am Meseph am Veliz am Teriaunst am det Wellakhit.

Thanks in advance!

--Dairine C.

Comments

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Affirmative: I am most definitely not a human meatbag!

[wiz-kid-redfive.livejournal.com]

Judging by your syntax, I'd guess you're originally a robot where you come from? Cool. Some of my best friends are silicon intelligences.

[catsandsaucers.livejournal.com]

I'm not human! I'm um... a shikigami and a god in my own world. Name's Byakko, the White Tiger. Pleased to meet you =^^=

[wiz-kid-redfive.livejournal.com]

Pleased to meet you too. A god? Well met on the errand, then.

Shikigami...that's kind of like a familiar, right?

[writing somewhat disguised, strikes illegible]

[not-rly-fai.livejournal.com]

Am. Was. A witch sealed my magic before I came here, so it's pretty useless now, right?

Re: [writing somewhat disguised, strikes illegible]

[wiz-kid-redfive.livejournal.com]

Might be, might not be. Define this "sealing".

Are you on errantry?

[jurisfictional.livejournal.com]

Dairine, huh?

We might have to chat sometime.

[strikeouts are half-legible]

[wiz-kid-redfive.livejournal.com]

You know about me? Are you on errantry?

I'm always up for a chat. I don't have any plans for the immediate future. Got a time or place in mind?

[gald_digger]

A king? Ooh. I haven't seen anyone like that, but I'll be sure to keep an eye out! ♥

[wiz-kid-redfive.livejournal.com]

He's very recognizable. Tends to stand out in a crowd.

[heraldric.livejournal.com]

I'm a wizard! Well, a mage. A spell caster.

- L.D.S.G.

[wiz-kid-redfive.livejournal.com]

Mage works. What kind of magic do you use?

[unmocked-lawr.livejournal.com]

What is a "laptop computer"?

[wiz-kid-redfive.livejournal.com]

It's a construction of plastic with silicon chips on the inside that enable it to process data. They vary in size but Spot's about the size of a paperback book. He's got an apple on his casing.

Let me guess, you're not from this time period, are you?

[afraidnot.livejournal.com]

I've been known to cast a spell or two.

- Raven

[wiz-kid-redfive.livejournal.com]

Interesting. What kind of spells?

[formyfather.livejournal.com]

I was a doll before this "Institute" gave me my current form. Why do you ask?

[wiz-kid-redfive.livejournal.com]

I'm looking for aliens, actually.

A doll? That's got to be quite a change.

[thesadist]

I wouldn't consider myself a wizard, but I can cast magic. We are called the Blood in my world, Witches and Warlords. Non-magical people are called landens.

[wiz-kid-redfive.livejournal.com]

...Warlords?

Please elaborate.

[adorkabledragon.livejournal.com]

I'm not human, and I can use magic. Oh, and my sister's a Wizard.

[hamenleai.livejournal.com]

Should we be announcing that?

[notmyfather.livejournal.com]

I'm not human. I'm an Elven Lord.

[wiz-kid-redfive.livejournal.com]

Sounds a lot like Roshaun. Elven prince? From where?

[undesirableone.livejournal.com]

1. Yes. Are you my kind of wizard (this place keeps talking about other worlds or whatever)? Have you ever heard of Hogwarts?

2. I guess so too, by the looks of things.

3. You enchanted Muggle artifacts? I'll keep a look out for a laptop with legs, can't be many of those. What's this about "So You Want To Be A Wizard"?

4. He sounds like someone I know. Sorry, no, but if I see him I'll let him know he's being looked for.

[strikes somewhat legible]

[wiz-kid-redfive.livejournal.com]

1. No to the first question, yes to the second. You've been to Hogwarts? This place draws from everywhere...

3. I didn't enchant him, he sort of enchanted himself. Anyway, the book I'm talking about is what my kind of wizard calls a manual. It gives us information about how to use spells, and so on. Spot - that's my laptop - is the computerized form of the manual.

4. Thanks. That's all I'm asking for.

[rabastlestrange.livejournal.com]

I'm a wizard!

What's a laptop computer?

That book sounds like something a Squib would use.

[undesirableone.livejournal.com]

A laptop computer is something Muggles use to

Why am I explaining this to you?

[1imited-edition.livejournal.com]

I'm a wizard. And only a bit human.

Are the items in your #3 spellcasting aides? We make extensive use of them where I'm from.

[wiz-kid-redfive.livejournal.com]

Yes, they are. They're what let my kind of wizard have the power in the first place. Extensive use of spellcasting aides or the ones I mentioned in particular?