http://willhexabitch.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] willhexabitch.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2008-03-24 10:12 pm
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I've been told Harry Potter's in the house. I need more personal confirmation of this.
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ham_fisted: (>:])

[personal profile] ham_fisted 2008-03-26 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe the actor has a contract with Dr. Landel. There are a lot of kids here. He probably wanted to do his part to help them smile. Even if he doesn't look like he did when he starred in the movies, he'd still be kinda recognizable.

[identity profile] willhexabitch.livejournal.com 2008-03-26 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Because I'm sure the doc gives a fuck about smiling kids.

Don't even make me comment on the rest.
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[personal profile] ham_fisted 2008-03-26 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
He could've offered the doctor a large sum of money to let him be an entertainer. No free pass for an act of good will, I guess.

[identity profile] willhexabitch.livejournal.com 2008-03-26 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
And what do you do for a living?
ham_fisted: (>:[ !!)

[personal profile] ham_fisted 2008-03-26 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Me? I uphold the law and punish the wicked! ... or I, I help punish the wicked, at least. The prosecutors are the real punishers, righting the wrongs of every criminal in the world by locking them up!
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[personal profile] ham_fisted 2008-03-26 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
... well, not every criminal. That's the one part I hate, knowing they can slip away.

[identity profile] willhexabitch.livejournal.com 2008-03-26 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Wow, I'm surprised.

Cop, then. Explains everything. That's all I need to know.
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[personal profile] ham_fisted 2008-03-26 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
At your service, pal!

[identity profile] willhexabitch.livejournal.com 2008-03-26 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Great.

What do I gotta do to find you, buddy?
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[personal profile] ham_fisted 2008-03-26 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm on call, but we could squeeze in a meeting today, if you want. Maybe over lunch? Was there something you needed to tell me? Whatever the case, I'll be there if you want me to be there, and if work gets in the way, I'll make a note of it so you won't be waiting around. That OK, pal?

[identity profile] willhexabitch.livejournal.com 2008-03-26 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Nope, nothing to tell, except that it's totally reassuring to have a cop on the job. You know, make the streets safe.

Too bad I have no clue what you look like.
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[personal profile] ham_fisted 2008-03-26 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
We'll bust everyone outta here in no time!

Oh right. I'm tall, and... and I'll be wearing an overcoat. ... They're about the only distinguishing features I got.
ham_fisted: (uh?)

[personal profile] ham_fisted 2008-03-26 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, wait! I still have bandages lining some of my neck, sorta. They're easy to see!

[identity profile] willhexabitch.livejournal.com 2008-03-26 03:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Tall, overcoat, patched up neck. Got it.

Got a name to go with that charming description?
ham_fisted: (>:[ !!)

[the writer obviously got excited at this part]

[personal profile] ham_fisted 2008-03-27 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Detective Gumshoe!

Re: [the writer obviously got excited at this part]

[identity profile] willhexabitch.livejournal.com 2008-03-27 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Wowza.
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