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Someone by that name's around. What's it to you?

Good lord in heaven.

I love you people.

You're really weird, aren't you.

Give me a break, it's Harry fucking Potter. An entire generation of kids have been permanently altered because of that novel.

If it was written after the death of Emperor Meiji, I haven't gotten around to it. And even then, what does it matter? He's here, he's a good kid, same as a lot of others.

That's Asian stuff or something, right?

'Cause it's Harry Potter. It needs no explanation.

Japanese.

Must be some weird Western thing.

Japan still have an emperor or what?

It's a worldwide epidemic.

Last time I checked. Sort of like the British King.

I'll take your word for it. Considering that apparently you're from one of those movie thingies, you probably don't have a lot of room to talk anyway.

"Movie thingies?"

And I've got plenty of room! Just because you've apparently been living under a rock...

Movies sound cool, but it'll probably be a long time before I ever get to see any. Stuff catches on slowly. And I'm busy.

Not exactly under a rock. But with all the stuff you've said so far, I really doubt you'd believe me if I said why.

Uh huh, never seen a movie. You can tell me anything you want, but I gotta say: out of everything I've heard so far today, the fact that you're saying you've never seen a movie is probably the weirdest.

Because that's pretty damn hard to believe.

I've also never seen an airplane, but those sound really fucking cool, too. What can I say. I don't get to go to the mortal world much. And when I'm there, I'm busy doing my job.

Dude.

Never met a not-a-mortal thing that could talk.

If it makes you feel any better, my kind are normally invisible to people that aren't dead.

Well, I'm kind of special when it comes to that shit. But cool. Kind of miss the 'rattling chains' mystery, though.

Well, if you've got a strong soul, maybe you could. Dunno how that stuff works. It's not really my thing.

...rattling chains?

Wouldn't be surprised if I do, then.

Yeah. General cliche for every thing that is not normal and human? Movie humor; you're missing out.

You must be new. Welcome to the Institute.

Now that we have the pleasantries aside:

You really need to develop some environment-awareness. Your world is not the only one that exists. Be mindful of that fact and try not to to be such a generalizing bigot, please.

--Artemis Fowl II

Don't even try to pull the 'I'm more worldly than you, take my royal advice' rap. You're already failing at it.

How to win friends and influence people. You've got that down pat, don't you?

Excuse the advice, it was kindly meant. I think you'll find that some people will be more willing to listen to you if you don't make a complete idiot of yourself on the bulletin and post things that are insensitive.

But, perhaps I should be sensitive to the fact that not all of us are sharp, bright crayons. It's hard sometimes.

--A.F. II

Oh, so this a jealous boyfriend moment. Sorry, I didn't catch it right off the bat, in between all the bitching.

Unfortunately for him, I'm presently engaged with another--and I don't think he is the sharing type~ I wouldn't want to share either. But I've always been selfish~ ♥

Besides, I don't think Harry is interested in minors.

--A.F. II

Guess you'll have to excuse me if I don't, you know, actually care.

That all?

You seemed to above. Apologies if I misinterpreted.

Yes, that is all.

--A.F. II