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I've been told Harry Potter's in the house. I need more personal confirmation of this.

If it makes you feel any better, my kind are normally invisible to people that aren't dead.

Well, I'm kind of special when it comes to that shit. But cool. Kind of miss the 'rattling chains' mystery, though.

Well, if you've got a strong soul, maybe you could. Dunno how that stuff works. It's not really my thing.

...rattling chains?

Wouldn't be surprised if I do, then.

Yeah. General cliche for every thing that is not normal and human? Movie humor; you're missing out.

It was probably just some kid acting like he was Harry Potter. I mean, he's a book character.

I don't think so. I mean, I saw him with my own eyes.

That, and yesterday I met Obi-Wan Kenobi. It wasn't a trick at all.

Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Tell me you're more amazed at your own words than you're letting on.

It's true! We spoke in the music room. I nearly had a heart attack when he walked up to me.

Got a thing for Ewan McGregor?

Or are we talking the old, old guy.

He's a good actor?

No, not the old one. The young one.

But apparently he's stuck in Jedi mode around here?

It's almost too amusing a concept.

I've got "buds" already, thanks.

I'm used to it. Where I'm from people don't usually insist I'm a character in a children's novel, but stuff like this happens to me all the time.

Thanks, though, for sticking up for me.

And now you've got one more. Count yourself lucky.

Somehow I don't think some bloke who wants me on "a silver platter" [[arrow pointing to the comment above]] is really looking to be my mate.

What do you really want?

No problem. We got to stick together, after all.

Man, you really are British, aren't you?

Think of it this way: my sixth grade teacher made me read you as part of the school curriculum. Who wouldn't want a piece of that action now?

And you seem really American.

I'm not really in the mood for any sort of "action", sorry. If you really are interested in being allies, then I apologise for being so suspicious and rude, if not you are wasting my time.

Don't be so hasty, I could be Canadian.

Hell, allies, sure. We have stuff in common.

What stuff?

I'll tell you all about it in person. You'll let me see your scar or whatever, won't you?

We do.

You would think coming to a mental place like this I could at least get away from people knowing all about me, but no. I still have to be well known and famous. ~~I bet Ron would~~

Which one? I have a few.

Isn't the lightning bolt one supposed to be all famous and shit? I don't remember the others, just that.

Makes me glad I'm normally invisible...

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