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[written neatly, as if by an adult]
To Fellow Patients of Landel's
Ever since I have come here, I have heard sightings of things that shouldn't be; horrible, ghastly, unimaginable beings beyond what most humans consider "normal." As a member of the Swollen Eyeball Society, I consider it a duty to then gather up as much information about these sightings into a lexicon of sorts to be used for study and/or caution. Thus, I ask that those that claim to have seen such things write a description of what they saw, along with any additional info if it so needs be. Of course, I expect that not everything written on here would be true, but not to worry, I am an expert in pointing out frauds of these sort.
Your help is truly appreciated.
Signed, Agent Mothman
Ever since I have come here, I have heard sightings of things that shouldn't be; horrible, ghastly, unimaginable beings beyond what most humans consider "normal." As a member of the Swollen Eyeball Society, I consider it a duty to then gather up as much information about these sightings into a lexicon of sorts to be used for study and/or caution. Thus, I ask that those that claim to have seen such things write a description of what they saw, along with any additional info if it so needs be. Of course, I expect that not everything written on here would be true, but not to worry, I am an expert in pointing out frauds of these sort.
Your help is truly appreciated.
Signed, Agent Mothman
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...Swollen Eyeba- what.Goat Eaters.
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- Mothman
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Interesting. You know, it's usually the other way aroundYou're lying about this whole thing, aren't you?
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A close friend of mine perished to one of those... They're particularly ravenous when blocked from their goats.
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I will hold your word on this one, anonymous man.
- Mothman
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But isn't this place simply amazing?
Sincerely,
Jack Skellington
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- Mothman
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Well, there has to be a way out or else how did we get in? No door closes permanently, after all. I should know, I've opened lots of them.
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- Mothman
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Giant rats, at least a foot long. Not very pleasant.
And someone I know claims to have seen the nurses transform into monsters.
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- Mothman
[strikes legible]
You could ask him yourself, though. He's always
far toohappy to talk to humans.~ Captain
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~ Captain
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[Anonymous]
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And yet as we speak they're taking over our world governments and religions. Names aren't everything, you see.
- Mothman
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Still, "Swollen Eyeball Society" lacks a certain style.
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I did hear that there were Klingons.
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Klingons, on the other hand... I dunno. I might have to do some research on that.
- Mothman
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-- M.E.
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And no, I'm not a bug. Most bugs can't write, and the few that do can't write in English, I assure you.
- Mothman
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Of course I know that! Why would bugs write?! That's silly! And besides, why would they write in English? Everyone here speaks Japanese.
-Sohma
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- Mothman
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