http://swollenmothman.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] swollenmothman.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2008-02-20 07:31 pm

[written neatly, as if by an adult]

To Fellow Patients of Landel's

Ever since I have come here, I have heard sightings of things that shouldn't be; horrible, ghastly, unimaginable beings beyond what most humans consider "normal." As a member of the Swollen Eyeball Society, I consider it a duty to then gather up as much information about these sightings into a lexicon of sorts to be used for study and/or caution. Thus, I ask that those that claim to have seen such things write a description of what they saw, along with any additional info if it so needs be. Of course, I expect that not everything written on here would be true, but not to worry, I am an expert in pointing out frauds of these sort.

Your help is truly appreciated.

Signed, Agent Mothman

[identity profile] clockmongler.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
...Swollen Eyeba- what.

Goat Eaters.

[identity profile] clockmongler.livejournal.com 2008-02-22 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah. Terribly big things. Tend to hang around the Sun Room at night. I'd watch out if I were you.

[identity profile] clockmongler.livejournal.com 2008-02-22 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
What do you think the experiment halls are for?

[identity profile] clockmongler.livejournal.com 2008-02-22 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
That's what they want you to think.

[identity profile] clockmongler.livejournal.com 2008-02-22 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Why ever would I lie? This is neither the time or place to make light of advice, I'll have you know.

A close friend of mine perished to one of those... They're particularly ravenous when blocked from their goats.

[identity profile] clockmongler.livejournal.com 2008-02-22 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Be careful.

[identity profile] wearyofscreams.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps we can exchange notes? I'm researching this place, too. Such a treasury, such a gold mine!

But isn't this place simply amazing?

Sincerely,
Jack Skellington

[identity profile] wearyofscreams.livejournal.com 2008-02-22 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
I have some wonderful notes already if you ever want to see them!

Well, there has to be a way out or else how did we get in? No door closes permanently, after all. I should know, I've opened lots of them.

[identity profile] wearyofscreams.livejournal.com 2008-02-23 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Not sure where those are, but I'll check all the restrooms I can find! At night, I usually try to find the Head Doctor, but I can certainly come see you.

[identity profile] captain-hunam.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
On the off chance that you're not joking (Mothman?)--

Giant rats, at least a foot long. Not very pleasant.

And someone I know claims to have seen the nurses transform into monsters.

[strikes legible]

[identity profile] captain-hunam.livejournal.com 2008-02-22 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
I'd rather not. He has an odd sense of beauty, and I could live without him waxing poetic about something that's probably pretty gruesome.

You could ask him yourself, though. He's always far too happy to talk to humans.

~ Captain

Re: [strikes legible]

[identity profile] captain-hunam.livejournal.com 2008-02-22 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
No, I've never met Mr. Skellington. My acquaintance's name is Admiral ZEX.

~ Captain

[identity profile] captain-hunam.livejournal.com 2008-02-22 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, no problem. I'm always happy to help. :)

[Anonymous]

[identity profile] reunion.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
... "Swollen Eyeball Society?" And you expect to be taken seriously?

Re: [Anonymous]

[identity profile] reunion.livejournal.com 2008-02-22 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Can't say I have, but that's not very surprising, is it? They're from your world, aren't they?

Still, "Swollen Eyeball Society" lacks a certain style.

Re: [Anonymous]

[identity profile] reunion.livejournal.com 2008-02-22 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not from either. Why? Did you expect me to be?

Re: [Anonymous]

[identity profile] reunion.livejournal.com 2008-02-22 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
To say the least~

[identity profile] wishescankill.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, the monsters here are quite mundane. Passé, really. I've conjured things a thousand times worse than the "horrors" that roam these halls. Admittedly, I've only seen a pack of zombie hell dogs, but those are child's play.

I did hear that there were Klingons.

[identity profile] wishescankill.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
Also, the name of your society is ludicrous. I would change it. Immediately.

[identity profile] high-prosecutor.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You've already gotten all the information I'm aware of. Good luck in your work on a lexicon, though.

[identity profile] high-prosecutor.livejournal.com 2008-02-22 02:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Your speech patterns and writing patterns are similar - we spoke at breakfast this morning.

-- M.E.

[identity profile] kagurazuki.livejournal.com 2008-02-22 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
I saw some really scary giant kitty cat monsters last night! :( And there was a really big bug too. Not like when you see a big spider, this was much bigger! The size of a puppy at least! You're not a bug too, are you?

[identity profile] kagurazuki.livejournal.com 2008-02-22 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Ew! That's gross!

Of course I know that! Why would bugs write?! That's silly! And besides, why would they write in English? Everyone here speaks Japanese.

-Sohma

[identity profile] kagurazuki.livejournal.com 2008-02-22 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
You what? I don't understand what that means. The fifth what?