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[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

I have questions. Nurses - don't read this!

What are this place's secrets? Clearly it's all spooky and stuff! There must be secret passageways, hidden chambers, mystical hidden caverns that move around, and possibly Klingons. Where are they? I want to know everything so I can escape and bring bloody vengeance crashing down on the head of the girl who sent me here!

Also, I would like a weapon. Mr. Weapon-Making Person said there's a list, but I prefer not to wait. If anybody's got one, I'm willing to trade. If you know where one is... just tell me.

Please respond with any and all information!

Comments

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[light-wicca.livejournal.com]

Anya?

You sound a lot like someone I know.

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

Hmm.

I have perused your note quite carefully, and you seem to think I'm someone named Anya. Coincidentally, I am, but I doubt very much that you know me. Unless Buffy Summers has been killing off her other friends and sending them to hell dimensions too.

Which wouldn't surprise me.

[light-wicca.livejournal.com]

_{[The following is preceded by many beginnings of sentences frantically started and scribbled out.]}

Anya?? What How What are you doing here?

Buffy wouldn't do something like that.

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

Clearly she did because I'm here, aren't I?

Maybe we should meet to discuss this in person. Dinner?

Who are you anyway?

[light-wicca.livejournal.com]

They let us have dinner here Um, sure.

Willow.